Initial commit: Dick Show Index pipeline with install script and docs

.gitignore

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+# Python
+__pycache__/
+*.py[cod]
+*$py.class
+*.so
+.Python
+venv/
+env/
+.env
+
+# Logs
+*.log
+
+# Data files (too large for git, share via other means)
+audio/
+transcripts/
+data/analysis/
+data/index.db
+data/index.db-wal
+data/index.db-shm
+
+# IDE
+.idea/
+.vscode/
+*.swp
+*.swo
+
+# OS
+.DS_Store
+Thumbs.db
+
+# Local config
+config.py

README.md

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+# Dick Show Index
+
+A complete pipeline to download, transcribe, analyze, and search all episodes of **The Dick Show** podcast.
+
+## What This Does
+
+1. **Downloads** all episodes from the official RSS feed (Libsyn)
+2. **Transcribes** audio locally using Whisper (faster-whisper, CPU/GPU)
+3. **Analyzes** each episode with an LLM (via opencode) to extract:
+   - Talking points with timestamps
+   - Arguments, ideas, and notable quotes
+   - Transgression Index (TI) 0-10 scoring
+   - Speaker attribution and content warnings
+4. **Fact-checks** analyses against a verified research dossier
+5. **Indexes** everything in SQLite FTS5 for instant search
+5. **Exports** a master JSON (`data/dickshow_analysis.json`) for web apps
+
+## Quick Start
+
+```bash
+# 1. Clone and install
+git clone https://kode.hannesahlin.se/n3wk/dickshow-index.git
+cd dickshow-index
+./install.sh
+
+# 2. (Optional) Authenticate opencode for higher rate limits
+opencode auth login
+
+# 3. Run the Rekieta arc (28 episodes):
+python pipeline_all.py --eps 84 87 89 93 96 121 124 152 166 176 198 209 213 275 285 299 321 344 352 368 376 412 416 424 425 435 439 455
+
+# Or run the full backlog (520 episodes):
+python pipeline_all.py
+```
+
+## What You Get
+
+After running, you'll have:
+
+```
+data/
+├── episodes.jsonl          # Episode metadata (title, date, audio URL, duration)
+├── index.db                # SQLite FTS5 search index
+├── dickshow_analysis.json  # Master analysis JSON (for web apps)
+└── analysis/
+    ├── ep0084.json         # Per-episode analysis + fact-check
+    └── ...
+
+transcripts/
+├── ep0084.json             # Raw transcript with timestamps
+└── ...
+```
+
+## Search Examples
+
+```bash
+# Simple search
+python search.py "isom trademark"
+
+# Filter by tag
+python search.py maddox --tag lolsuit
+
+# Phonetic search (Whisper mangles names)
+python search.py "raketa OR riketa OR rakita" --tag nick_rekieta
+
+# Date range + tag
+python search.py maddox --from 2017-01-01 --to 2018-12-31 --tag lolsuit
+
+# Context around matches
+python search.py "pull up" --tag eric_july --context 2
+```
+
+Output includes **timestamps** for deep-linking:
+```
+[Ep 373 | Mon, 28 Aug 2023] 00:25:32-00:25:35 #nick_rekieta
+    "I was on Nick's show, Busting Balls, Nick Riketa."
+    -> https://dick.show/episode-373/
+    mp3: https://traffic.libsyn.com/.../The_Dick_Show_373.mp3
+```
+
+## Configuration
+
+Set via environment variables or edit `config.py`:
+
+| Variable | Default | Description |
+|----------|---------|-------------|
+| `OPENCODE_ANALYZE_MODEL` | `opencode/nemotron-3-ultra-free` | LLM for analysis |
+| `DS_ANALYZE_PAUSE` | `45` | Seconds between analysis calls |
+| `DS_ANALYZE_TIMEOUT` | `600` | Analysis timeout (seconds) |
+| `DS_MIN_FREE_RAM` | `1073741824` (1GB) | Pause if RAM below this |
+| `DS_MODEL` | `small` | Whisper model: `tiny`, `base`, `small`, `medium`, `large-v3` |
+| `DS_DEVICE` | `cpu` | `cpu` or `cuda` |
+| `DS_COMPUTE` | `int8` | `int8`, `float16`, `float32` |
+| `DS_KEEP_AUDIO` | `0` | Keep MP3s after transcription (`1` to keep) |
+
+## Resuming / Sharing Work
+
+The pipeline is **fully resumable**:
+- Re-run the same command → skips completed episodes
+- Only missing transcripts/analyses are processed
+- Share `transcripts/`, `data/analysis/`, and `data/index.db` to collaborate
+
+## Requirements
+
+- **Python 3.10+**
+- **ffmpeg** (for audio processing - usually auto-installed with faster-whisper)
+- **opencode CLI** (installed by `./install.sh`)
+- **~50 GB free disk** for full backlog (MP3s auto-deleted after transcription by default)
+
+## Architecture
+
+```
+download.py     → fetches MP3s from Libsyn RSS (resumable, size-verified)
+preprocess.py   → converts MP3 → clean 16kHz mono WAV (handles Libsyn quirks)
+transcribe.py   → faster-whisper, chunked (10-min windows, no OOM)
+analyze.py      → opencode subprocess with timeout + retries
+verify.py       → second-pass fact-check against research dossier
+index.py        → SQLite FTS5 index with hashtags
+search.py       → CLI search with timestamps + context
+pipeline_all.py → orchestrates everything with resume logic
+```
+
+## For Contributors
+
+The pipeline is designed for distributed workloads:
+1. Each user runs a subset of episodes (`--eps 84 87 89 ...`)
+2. Results are merged via `data/analysis/` JSON files and `index.db`
+3. Master JSON (`data/dickshow_analysis.json`) aggregates everything
+
+## License
+
+Private research tool over public broadcasts. Content is adult/extreme — use responsibly.
+
+## Support
+
+- Issues: https://kode.hannesahlin.se/n3wk/dickshow-index/issues
+- Pipeline logs: `rekieta_run.log`, `backlog_run.log`
+- Analysis logs: `analyze_run.log`, `analyze_err.log`

aggregate.py

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+"""Merge per-episode analyses into ONE master JSON:
+data/dickshow_analysis.json
+
+Contents:
+  meta          counts, generated_at, rubric reference
+  episodes      full per-episode analyses, sorted by ep_num
+  indexes       derived views for fast lookup:
+                by_person, by_tag_topic, edginess_ranking, saga_map
+"""
+import json
+import os
+from datetime import datetime, timezone
+
+from config import DATA_DIR
+from analyze import ANALYSIS_DIR, MASTER_JSON
+from feed import load_episodes
+
+
+def load_analyses() -> list[dict]:
+    out = []
+    if not os.path.isdir(ANALYSIS_DIR):
+        return out
+    for f in sorted(os.listdir(ANALYSIS_DIR)):
+        if not f.endswith(".json"):
+            continue
+        try:
+            with open(os.path.join(ANALYSIS_DIR, f), encoding="utf-8") as fh:
+                out.append(json.load(fh))
+        except (json.JSONDecodeError, OSError) as e:
+            print(f"warning: skipping bad analysis file {f}: {e}")
+    return out
+
+
+def aggregate() -> None:
+    analyses = load_analyses()
+    eps_meta = {e["ep_num"]: e for e in load_episodes() if e["ep_num"]}
+
+    # attach runtime from episode metadata when available + verification status
+    for a in analyses:
+        m = eps_meta.get(a.get("ep_num"))
+        if m and m.get("duration_sec"):
+            a["runtime_minutes"] = round(m["duration_sec"] / 60)
+        v = a.get("_verification") or {}
+        a["verified"] = v.get("verdict") if isinstance(v, dict) else None
+
+    analyses.sort(key=lambda a: (a.get("ep_num") is None,
+                                 a.get("ep_num") or 0))
+
+    by_person: dict[str, list] = {}
+    by_topic: dict[str, list] = {}
+    quotes_ranked = []
+    ti_scores = []
+    for a in analyses:
+        epn = a.get("ep_num")
+        label = f"Ep {epn}" if epn else (a.get("title") or "?")[:20]
+        seen_p = set()
+        seen_t = set()
+        for tp in a.get("talking_points", []):
+            for p in tp.get("people", []):
+                key = p.lower().strip()
+                seen_p.add(key)
+                by_person.setdefault(key, []).append(
+                    {"episode": epn, "topic": tp.get("topic"),
+                     "ts": tp.get("start_ts")})
+            topic = (tp.get("topic") or "").strip().lower()
+            if topic:
+                seen_t.add(topic)
+        for t in sorted(seen_t):
+            by_topic.setdefault(t, []).append(epn)
+        for q in a.get("notable_quotes", []):
+            quotes_ranked.append({
+                "episode": epn, "ts": q.get("ts"), "ti": q.get("ti", 0),
+                "quote": q.get("quote"), "why": q.get("why"),
+            })
+        tg = a.get("transgression", {})
+        if isinstance(tg.get("overall_ti"), int):
+            ti_scores.append({"episode": epn, "overall_ti": tg["overall_ti"],
+                              "sincerity": tg.get("sincerity"),
+                              "targets": tg.get("targets", [])})
+
+    quotes_ranked.sort(key=lambda q: -q.get("ti", 0))
+    ti_scores.sort(key=lambda s: -s.get("overall_ti", 0))
+
+    n_verified = sum(1 for a in analyses if a.get("verified") in ("pass", "fix"))
+
+    master = {
+        "meta": {
+            "generated_at": datetime.now(timezone.utc).isoformat(),
+            "podcast": "The Dick Show",
+            "feed": "https://thedickshow.com/feed/podcast/",
+            "episodes_analyzed": len(analyses),
+            "episodes_factchecked": n_verified,
+            "total_runtime_minutes": sum(a.get("runtime_minutes") or 0
+                                         for a in analyses),
+            "scale": "Transgression Index 0-10, see rubric.py / README",
+            "note": ("Companion file for routine opencode access. "
+                     "Per-episode analyst files live in data/analysis/, "
+                     "raw transcripts in transcripts/. Each episode carries "
+                     "'verified': pass|fix|null from the dossier fact-check "
+                     "pass (verify.py). Treat verified=null as unconfirmed."),
+        },
+        "episodes": analyses,
+        "indexes": {
+            "by_person": {k: v for k, v in sorted(by_person.items())},
+            "topics_by_episode": {k: sorted(set(x for x in v if x))
+                                  for k, v in sorted(by_topic.items())},
+            "edginess_ranking": {
+                "top_overall_ti": ti_scores[:25],
+                "top_quotes": quotes_ranked[:50],
+            },
+        },
+    }
+
+    tmp = MASTER_JSON + ".tmp"
+    with open(tmp, "w", encoding="utf-8") as f:
+        json.dump(master, f, ensure_ascii=False, indent=1)
+    os.replace(tmp, MASTER_JSON)
+    print(f"master -> {MASTER_JSON} "
+          f"({len(analyses)} episodes, {len(quotes_ranked)} ranked quotes)")
+
+
+if __name__ == "__main__":
+    aggregate()

analyze.py

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+"""Analyze episodes via the local `opencode run` CLI.
+
+For each transcript:
+  1. export readable timestamped txt (export_txt.py)
+  2. call: opencode run -f <txt> "<prompt with rubric + schema>"
+  3. parse/validate the returned JSON (retry up to 3x on bad output)
+  4. save data/analysis/epXXXX.json
+
+Then aggregate all analyses into one master file for routine opencode access:
+data/dickshow_analysis.json   (run aggregate.py, or it runs automatically
+                               after each new analysis in this script)
+
+Resumable: existing per-episode analyses are skipped unless --force.
+"""
+import argparse
+import json
+import os
+import re
+import subprocess
+import sys
+import time
+from datetime import datetime, timezone
+
+from config import DATA_DIR, BASE_DIR
+from feed import load_episodes
+from download import slug as ep_slug, audio_path
+from transcribe import transcript_path as tpath
+from export_txt import export_txt, txt_path
+from rubric import RUBRIC, SCHEMA_EXAMPLE
+from facts import CAST_SHEET
+
+ANALYSIS_DIR = os.path.join(DATA_DIR, "analysis")
+MASTER_JSON = os.path.join(DATA_DIR, "dickshow_analysis.json")
+
+OPENCODE = os.environ.get(
+    "OPENCODE_BIN", os.path.expanduser(r"~\.opencode\bin\opencode.exe"))
+# analyzer model override, e.g. opencode/x-preview-f-free
+OPENCODE_MODEL = os.environ.get("OPENCODE_ANALYZE_MODEL", "").strip()
+OPENCODE_TIMEOUT = int(os.environ.get("DS_ANALYZE_TIMEOUT", "900"))  # 15 min
+
+PROMPT_TEMPLATE = """You are the show archivist for The Dick Show podcast. Attached is the FULL transcript of one episode (timestamped lines like [HH:MM:SS]).
+
+Your job: produce a structured analyst file for this episode. Read the ENTIRE transcript carefully, then reconstruct what was talked about, the arguments made, ideas/bits coined, and rate how edgy/transgressive the content is using the rubric below. The show contains extreme adult language; analyze it dispassionately like a content researcher - do not sanitize quotes, do not editorialize morally.
+
+IMPORTANT - speaker attribution rules:
+{cast}
+Base attributions on what voices actually say (self-identifications, direct address) - never on famous-name pattern matching.
+
+{rubric}
+
+OUTPUT RULES:
+- Output ONLY one valid JSON object. No markdown fences, no commentary before or after.
+- Match exactly these keys (extra keys not allowed): {schema}
+- All timestamps are SECONDS (number), converted from the [HH:MM:SS] markers.
+- talking_points: cover every distinct topic IN ORDER of appearance
+  (5-15 items; summaries max ~40 words each).
+- notable_quotes: the most characteristic/extreme/funny verbatim lines (5-10 items).
+- If a field would be empty, use [] or "".
+- ep_num and title must be taken from the transcript header comments.
+
+Begin now."""
+
+FENCES_RE = re.compile(r"^```(?:json)?\s*|\s*```$", re.MULTILINE)
+
+
+def build_prompt() -> str:
+    return PROMPT_TEMPLATE.format(cast=CAST_SHEET.strip(),
+                                  rubric=RUBRIC.strip(),
+                                  schema=SCHEMA_EXAMPLE.strip())
+
+
+def _repair(text: str) -> str:
+    """Common LLM-JSON repairs: fences, trailing commas, stray text, missing commas."""
+    text = FENCES_RE.sub("", text.strip()).strip()
+    start = text.find("{")
+    end = text.rfind("}")
+    if start > 0 or end < len(text) - 1:
+        if start != -1 and end > start:
+            text = text[start:end + 1]
+    # trailing commas before } or ]
+    text = re.sub(r",(\s*[}\]])", r"\1", text)
+    # missing commas between object members: "key": "value" "key2": "value2" -> add comma
+    text = re.sub(r'"\s+"', '", "', text)
+    # missing commas between array elements: "value1" "value2" -> add comma
+    text = re.sub(r'"\s*\n\s*"', '",\n"', text)
+    # missing commas after closing brace/bracket followed by opening brace/bracket
+    text = re.sub(r'(\]|\})\s*(\[|\{)', r'\1,\2', text)
+    return text
+
+
+def strip_to_json(text: str):
+    # strict=False: tolerate raw newlines/tabs inside strings (common LLM slip)
+    return json.loads(_repair(text), strict=False)
+
+
+REPAIR_PREAMBLE = (
+    "IMPORTANT: Your reply must be ONE valid strict JSON object matching the "
+    "schema below. Double-quoted keys/strings, escape quotes inside strings "
+    "(\\\"), no trailing commas, no markdown fences, no commentary.\n\n"
+)
+
+
+def ensure_content_match(obj: dict, attach_txt: str) -> None:
+    """Guard against cross-episode contamination: the analysis must reference
+    words that actually occur in this episode's transcript."""
+    import json as _json
+    with open(attach_txt, encoding="utf-8") as f:
+        lines = [ln for ln in f if ln.startswith("[")]
+    if not lines:
+        return
+    sample = lines[:40] + lines[len(lines)//2:len(lines)//2+40] + lines[-20:]
+    stop = {"there", "about", "would", "because", "really", "going", "gonna",
+            "know", "like", "that", "this", "with", "what", "when", "they",
+            "them", "then", "than", "have", "been", "were", "just", "yeah"}
+    words = {w.strip(".,!?\"':;()[]").lower()
+             for ln in sample for w in ln.split()
+             if len(w) > 4 and w.strip(".,!?\"':;()[]").lower() not in stop}
+    blob = _json.dumps(obj, ensure_ascii=False).lower()
+    hits = {w for w in words if w in blob}
+    if len(hits) < 5:
+        raise ValueError(
+            f"content mismatch: analysis shares only {len(hits)} vocabulary "
+            f"items with this transcript - likely wrong-session output")
+
+
+def validate(obj: dict) -> None:
+    required_top = ["ep_num", "title", "one_line_summary", "guests",
+                    "talking_points", "arguments", "ideas", "notable_quotes",
+                    "transgression"]
+    missing = [k for k in required_top if k not in obj]
+    if missing:
+        raise ValueError(f"missing keys: {missing}")
+    tg = obj["transgression"]
+    for k in ["overall_ti", "profanity", "slur_usage",
+              "harassment_or_cruelty", "sincerity"]:
+        if k not in tg or not isinstance(tg[k], int) or not 0 <= tg[k] <= 10:
+            raise ValueError(f"transgression.{k} must be int 0-10")
+    for q in obj.get("notable_quotes", []):
+        if not isinstance(q.get("ti"), int) or not 0 <= q["ti"] <= 10:
+            raise ValueError("quote ti must be int 0-10")
+
+
+def run_opencode(prompt: str, attach: str) -> str:
+    # NOTE: deliberately NO `-c`/`-s` session reuse: `run -c` continues the
+    # globally-last session, which under concurrent pipelines cross-pollinates
+    # analyses between episodes. Every call is a fresh session.
+    # --auto: headless runs must not stall on permission prompts (the model
+    # sometimes Reads attached files for more context); scope is our own data.
+    cmd = [OPENCODE, "run", "--auto", "-f", attach,
+           "--dir", BASE_DIR]
+    if OPENCODE_MODEL:
+        cmd += ["-m", OPENCODE_MODEL]
+    cmd.append(prompt)
+    proc = subprocess.run(cmd, capture_output=True, text=True,
+                          encoding="utf-8", errors="replace",
+                          cwd=BASE_DIR, timeout=OPENCODE_TIMEOUT)
+    out = proc.stdout or ""
+    err = proc.stderr or ""
+    combined = (out + err).lower()
+    if "rate limit" in combined or "429" in combined:
+        raise RateLimitError("provider rate limit exceeded")
+    if not out.strip():
+        raise RuntimeError(f"opencode produced no stdout: {err[-400:]}")
+    return out
+
+
+class RateLimitError(RuntimeError):
+    pass
+
+
+# When the provider quota dries up, stop *attempting* analyses pipeline-wide
+# for a while; transcription (local) keeps running. Probe again after cooldown.
+_RATE_COOLDOWN = {"until": 0.0}
+COOLDOWN_SECONDS = int(os.environ.get("DS_RATE_COOLDOWN", "900"))
+
+
+def analyze_episode(ep: dict, force: bool = False, retries: int = 3) -> dict | None:
+    os.makedirs(ANALYSIS_DIR, exist_ok=True)
+    apath = os.path.join(ANALYSIS_DIR, f"{ep_slug(ep)}.json")
+    if os.path.exists(apath) and not force:
+        return None
+    if time.time() < _RATE_COOLDOWN["until"]:
+        print(f"  (analysis cooldown {int(_RATE_COOLDOWN['until'] - time.time())}s "
+              f"- will catch up later)", flush=True)
+        return None
+    if not os.path.exists(tpath(ep)):
+        print(f"  no transcript for {ep['title']}; skipping", flush=True)
+        return None
+    attach = export_txt(ep)
+    prompt = build_prompt()
+    last_err = None
+    # escalating waits; rate limits need minutes, not seconds
+    waits = [10, 60, 180, 420, 600, 900]
+    attempt = 0
+    while attempt < len(waits):
+        attempt += 1
+        t0 = time.time()
+        try:
+            raw = run_opencode(
+                (REPAIR_PREAMBLE + prompt) if attempt > 1 else prompt, attach)
+            obj = strip_to_json(raw)
+            validate(obj)
+            ensure_content_match(obj, attach)
+            obj["ep_num"] = ep["ep_num"] if ep["ep_num"] else obj.get("ep_num")
+            obj["title"] = obj.get("title") or ep["title"]
+            obj["pub_date"] = ep["pub_date"]
+            obj["_analyzed_at"] = datetime.now(timezone.utc).isoformat()
+            obj["_source_transcript"] = os.path.basename(tpath(ep))
+            with open(apath + ".tmp", "w", encoding="utf-8") as f:
+                json.dump(obj, f, ensure_ascii=False, indent=1)
+            os.replace(apath + ".tmp", apath)
+            dt = time.time() - t0
+            ti = obj["transgression"]["overall_ti"]
+            n_tp = len(obj.get("talking_points", []))
+            n_q = len(obj.get("notable_quotes", []))
+            print(f"  OK {os.path.basename(apath)} in {dt:.0f}s "
+                  f"(TI={ti}, {n_tp} points, {n_q} quotes)", flush=True)
+            return obj
+        except RateLimitError as e:
+            last_err = e
+            wait = waits[min(attempt, len(waits) - 1)]
+            print(f"  rate-limited (attempt {attempt}); "
+                  f"sleeping {wait}s ...", flush=True)
+            time.sleep(wait)
+        except Exception as e:  # noqa: BLE001
+            last_err = e
+            wait = waits[min(attempt - 1, len(waits) - 1)]
+            print(f"  attempt {attempt} failed: {e}; retry in {wait}s",
+                  flush=True)
+            time.sleep(wait)
+    print(f"  GIVING UP on {ep['title']} after {attempt} attempts: "
+          f"{last_err}", flush=True)
+    if isinstance(last_err, RateLimitError):
+        _RATE_COOLDOWN["until"] = time.time() + COOLDOWN_SECONDS
+        print(f"  entering analysis cooldown for {COOLDOWN_SECONDS}s "
+              f"(transcription continues; analyses catch up later)",
+              flush=True)
+    return None
+
+
+def main() -> None:
+    ap = argparse.ArgumentParser()
+    ap.add_argument("eps", nargs="*", type=int)
+    ap.add_argument("--force", action="store_true")
+    ap.add_argument("--no-verify", action="store_true",
+                    help="skip the dossier fact-check second pass")
+    args = ap.parse_args()
+    eps = load_episodes()
+    todo = [e for e in eps
+            if (not args.eps or e["ep_num"] in args.eps)
+            and os.path.exists(tpath(e))]
+    print(f"analyzing {len(todo)} episode(s) with {os.path.basename(OPENCODE)}",
+          flush=True)
+
+    # lazy import: verify.py imports this module at its own top level
+    from verify import verify_episode
+
+    done = 0
+    for i, ep in enumerate(todo, 1):
+        label = f"Ep {ep['ep_num']}" if ep["ep_num"] else ep["title"][:40]
+        existing = os.path.exists(os.path.join(
+            ANALYSIS_DIR, f"{ep_slug(ep)}.json"))
+        if not existing:
+            print(f"[{i}/{len(todo)}] analyzing {label} ...", flush=True)
+            if analyze_episode(ep, force=args.force) is not None:
+                done += 1
+                # ALWAYS fact-check fresh analyses against the dossier
+                if not args.no_verify:
+                    print(f"    fact-checking {label} ...", flush=True)
+                    verify_episode(ep)
+        elif not args.no_verify:
+            # already analyzed -> run/refresh the dossier fact-check
+            vpath = os.path.join(ANALYSIS_DIR, f"{ep_slug(ep)}.json")
+            with open(vpath, encoding="utf-8") as f:
+                already = "_verification" in json.load(f)
+            if args.force or not already:
+                print(f"[{i}/{len(todo)}] verifying (existing) {label} ...",
+                      flush=True)
+                verify_episode(ep)
+    # keep the master file fresh after every run
+    from aggregate import aggregate
+    aggregate()
+    print(f"analyzed={done} total_files="
+          f"{len([f for f in os.listdir(ANALYSIS_DIR) if f.endswith('.json')])}",
+          flush=True)
+
+
+if __name__ == "__main__":
+    main()

check_progress.py

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+#!/usr/bin/env python3
+"""Check which episodes are already transcribed/analyzed."""
+
+import os
+import json
+from pathlib import Path
+
+TRANSCRIPT_DIR = "transcripts"
+ANALYSIS_DIR = "data/analysis"
+
+def check_progress():
+    print("=" * 60)
+    print("Dick Show Index - Progress Check")
+    print("=" * 60)
+    
+    # All episodes from the feed
+    all_episodes = set()
+    # Load from episodes.jsonl if available
+    if os.path.exists("data/episodes.jsonl"):
+        with open("data/episodes.jsonl", "r") as f:
+            for line in f:
+                ep = json.loads(line)
+                if ep.get("ep_num"):
+                    all_episodes.add(ep["ep_num"])
+    
+    # Check transcripts
+    transcript_files = set()
+    if os.path.exists("transcripts"):
+        for f in os.listdir("transcripts"):
+            if f.startswith("ep") and f.endswith(".json"):
+                try:
+                    ep_num = int(f[2:6])
+                    transcript_files.add(ep_num)
+                except ValueError:
+                    pass
+    
+    # Check analyses
+    analysis_files = set()
+    if os.path.exists("data/analysis"):
+        for f in os.listdir("data/analysis"):
+            if f.startswith("ep") and f.endswith(".json"):
+                try:
+                    ep_num = int(f[2:6])
+                    analysis_files.add(ep_num)
+                except ValueError:
+                    pass
+    
+    # Check verified analyses
+    verified = set()
+    if os.path.exists("data/analysis"):
+        for f in os.listdir("data/analysis"):
+            if f.startswith("ep") and f.endswith(".json"):
+                try:
+                    ep_num = int(f[2:6])
+                    path = f"data/analysis/{f}"
+                    with open(path, "r") as f:
+                        data = json.load(f)
+                    if data.get("_verification", {}).get("verdict") in ("pass", "fix"):
+                        verified.add(ep_num)
+                except Exception:
+                    pass
+    
+    all_eps = sorted(all_episodes)
+    if not all_eps:
+        all_eps = sorted(transcript_files | analysis_files)
+    
+    print(f"\n{'Ep':>4}  {'Title':<45} {'Transcript':^10} {'Analysis':^10} {'Verified':^8}")
+    print("-" * 85)
+    
+    stats = {"total": 0, "transcript": 0, "analysis": 0, "verified": 0}
+    
+    for ep in all_eps:
+        has_t = ep in transcript_files
+        has_a = ep in analysis_files
+        has_v = ep in verified
+        
+        stats["total"] += 1
+        if has_t: stats["transcript"] += 1
+        if has_a: stats["analysis"] += 1
+        if has_v: stats["verified"] += 1
+        
+        t_status = "✓" if has_t else " "
+        a_status = "✓" if has_a else " "
+        v_status = "✓" if has_v else " "
+        
+        # Try to get title
+        title = ""
+        try:
+            with open(f"transcripts/ep{ep:04d}.json", "r") as f:
+                data = json.load(f)
+                title = data.get("title", "")[:43]
+        except:
+            pass
+        
+        print(f"{ep:>4}  {title:<45} {t_status:^10} {a_status:^10} {v_status:^8}")
+    
+    print("-" * 85)
+    print(f"Total episodes in feed: {stats['total']}")
+    print(f"Transcripts complete:   {stats['transcript']}/{stats['total']}")
+    print(f"Analyses complete:      {stats['analysis']}/{stats['total']}")
+    print(f"Verified:               {stats['verified']}/{stats['total']}")
+    
+    # Missing
+    missing_t = [ep for ep in all_eps if ep not in transcript_files]
+    missing_a = [ep for ep in all_eps if ep not in analysis_files]
+    missing_v = [ep for ep in all_eps if ep not in verified]
+    
+    if missing_t:
+        print(f"\nMissing transcripts ({len(missing_t)}): {missing_t[:20]}{'...' if len(missing_t) > 20 else ''}")
+    if missing_a:
+        print(f"Missing analyses ({len(missing_a)}): {missing_a[:20]}{'...' if len(missing_a) > 20 else ''}")
+    if missing_v:
+        print(f"Unverified ({len(missing_v)}): {missing_v[:20]}{'...' if len(missing_v) > 20 else ''}")
+
+if __name__ == "__main__":
+    check_progress()

config.example.py

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+# Dick Show Index - Configuration Template
+# Copy to config.py and customize
+
+import os
+
+# ============================================================================
+# Base Paths
+# ============================================================================
+BASE_DIR = os.path.dirname(os.path.abspath(__file__))
+
+# Data directories
+AUDIO_DIR = os.path.join(BASE_DIR, "audio")
+TRANSCRIPT_DIR = os.path.join(BASE_DIR, "transcripts")
+DATA_DIR = os.path.join(BASE_DIR, "data")
+DB_PATH = os.path.join(DATA_DIR, "index.db")
+EPISODES_JSONL = os.path.join(DATA_DIR, "episodes.jsonl")
+
+# RSS Feed
+FEED_URL = "https://thedickshow.com/feed/podcast/"
+
+# ============================================================================
+# Whisper Settings
+# ============================================================================
+# Model: tiny, base, small, medium, large-v3
+# smaller = faster, less accurate
+WHISPER_MODEL = os.environ.get("DS_MODEL", "small")
+
+# Device: cpu, cuda
+DEVICE = os.environ.get("DS_DEVICE", "cpu")
+
+# Compute type: int8, float16, float32
+# int8 = fastest, lowest memory (CPU)
+# float16 = GPU with tensor cores
+COMPUTE_TYPE = os.environ.get("DS_COMPUTE", "int8")
+
+# Language
+LANGUAGE = "en"
+
+# VAD filter removes silence/music - big speed win
+VAD_FILTER = True
+
+# Beam size (1 = greedy, 5 = better accuracy, slower)
+BEAM_SIZE = 1
+
+# Word timestamps (slower, more detailed)
+WORD_TIMESTAMPS = False
+
+# Condition on previous text (can propagate errors on long audio)
+CONDITION_ON_PREVIOUS_TEXT = False
+
+# ============================================================================
+# Audio Processing
+# ============================================================================
+TARGET_RATE = 16000  # Whisper expects 16kHz
+
+# HTTP settings
+DOWNLOAD_TIMEOUT = (15, 120)  # (connect, read) seconds
+CHUNK_SIZE = 1 << 20  # 1 MiB
+MAX_FEED_RETRIES = 3
+
+# Disk policy: delete MP3 after transcription (saves ~75GB for full backlog)
+KEEP_AUDIO = os.environ.get("DS_KEEP_AUDIO", "0") == "1"
+
+# ============================================================================
+# Analysis (opencode/LLM)
+# ============================================================================
+# Path to opencode binary
+OPENCODE = os.environ.get("OPENCODE_BIN", os.path.expanduser(r"~\.opencode\bin\opencode.exe"))
+
+# Model for analysis (see: opencode models)
+OPENCODE_MODEL = os.environ.get("OPENCODE_ANALYZE_MODEL", "opencode/nemotron-3-ultra-free")
+
+# Timeout for analysis (seconds)
+OPENCODE_TIMEOUT = int(os.environ.get("DS_ANALYZE_TIMEOUT", "600"))
+
+# Pause between analysis calls (seconds) - be nice to the provider
+ANALYSIS_PAUSE = int(os.environ.get("DS_ANALYZE_PAUSE", "45"))
+
+# ============================================================================
+# Memory / Rate Limit Guards
+# ============================================================================
+# Minimum free RAM before pausing transcription (bytes)
+MIN_FREE_RAM = int(os.environ.get("DS_MIN_FREE_RAM", str(1024 * 1024 * 1024)))  # 1 GB
+
+# Cooldown after rate limit hit (seconds)
+RATE_COOLDOWN_SECONDS = int(os.environ.get("DS_RATE_COOLDOWN", "900"))  # 15 min
+
+# ============================================================================
+# HTTP / Feed
+# ============================================================================
+DOWNLOAD_TIMEOUT = (15, 120)  # (connect, read)
+CHUNK_SIZE = 1 << 20  # 1 MiB
+MAX_FEED_RETRIES = 3
+
+# Ensure directories exist
+os.makedirs(AUDIO_DIR, exist_ok=True)
+os.makedirs(TRANSCRIPT_DIR, exist_ok=True)
+os.makedirs(os.path.join(os.path.dirname(__file__), "data"), exist_ok=True)
+
+# ============================================================================
+# Analysis Timeout (seconds)
+# ============================================================================
+ANALYSIS_TIMEOUT = int(os.environ.get("DS_ANALYZE_TIMEOUT", "600"))
+
+# Analysis pause between calls
+ANALYSIS_PAUSE = int(os.environ.get("DS_ANALYZE_PAUSE", "45"))
+
+# Minimum free RAM (bytes)
+MIN_FREE_RAM = int(os.environ.get("DS_MIN_FREE_RAM", str(1024 * 1024 * 1024)))
+
+# Rate cooldown seconds
+RATE_COOLDOWN_SECONDS = int(os.environ.get("DS_RATE_COOLDOWN", "900"))
+
+# ============================================================================
+# Directory Setup (auto-create)
+# ============================================================================
+for d in [AUDIO_DIR, TRANSCRIPT_DIR, os.path.join(os.path.dirname(__file__), "data")]:
+    os.makedirs(d, exist_ok=True)

data/episodes.jsonl

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+{"ep_num": 2, "title": "Episode 2 – Dick on Fathers Day", "pub_date": "Tue, 14 Jun 2016 18:34:31 +0000", "guid": "http://dickshow.wpengine.com/?p=47", "audio_url": "https://traffic.libsyn.com/secure/thedickshow/The_Dick_Show_002.mp3?dest-id=516728", "audio_type": "audio/mpeg", "audio_bytes": 89753600, "duration_sec": 3717, "page_link": "http://dickshow.wpengine.com/?p=47"}
+{"ep_num": 3, "title": "Episode 3 – Dick on Movies", "pub_date": "Tue, 21 Jun 2016 08:20:06 +0000", "guid": "http://dickshow.wpengine.com/?p=77", "audio_url": "https://traffic.libsyn.com/secure/thedickshow/The_Dick_Show_003.mp3?dest-id=516728", "audio_type": "audio/mpeg", "audio_bytes": 84285440, "duration_sec": 3413, "page_link": "http://dickshow.wpengine.com/?p=77"}
+{"ep_num": 4, "title": "Episode 4 – Dick on Wrestling", "pub_date": "Tue, 28 Jun 2016 17:42:38 +0000", "guid": "http://dickshow.wpengine.com/?p=98", "audio_url": "https://traffic.libsyn.com/secure/thedickshow/The_Dick_Show_004.mp3?dest-id=516728", "audio_type": "audio/mpeg", "audio_bytes": 106847977, "duration_sec": 4361, "page_link": "http://dickshow.wpengine.com/?p=98"}
+{"ep_num": 5, "title": "Episode 5 – Dick on Sex Robots", "pub_date": "Tue, 05 Jul 2016 16:10:25 +0000", "guid": "http://dickshow.wpengine.com/?p=119", "audio_url": "https://traffic.libsyn.com/secure/thedickshow/The_Dick_Show_005.mp3?dest-id=516728", "audio_type": "audio/mpeg", "audio_bytes": 69068800, "duration_sec": 4204, "page_link": "http://dickshow.wpengine.com/?p=119"}
+{"ep_num": 6, "title": "Episode 6 – Dick on Trans", "pub_date": "Tue, 12 Jul 2016 05:54:07 +0000", "guid": "http://dickshow.wpengine.com/?p=141", "audio_url": "https://traffic.libsyn.com/secure/thedickshow/The_Dick_Show_006.mp3?dest-id=516728", "audio_type": "audio/mpeg", "audio_bytes": 79632384, "duration_sec": 4904, "page_link": "http://dickshow.wpengine.com/?p=141"}
+{"ep_num": 7, "title": "Episode 7 – Dick on Guns", "pub_date": "Tue, 19 Jul 2016 07:36:45 +0000", "guid": "http://dickshow.wpengine.com/?p=177", "audio_url": "https://traffic.libsyn.com/secure/thedickshow/The_Dick_Show_007.mp3?dest-id=516728", "audio_type": "audio/mpeg", "audio_bytes": 126272866, "duration_sec": 6255, "page_link": "http://dickshow.wpengine.com/?p=177"}
+{"ep_num": 8, "title": "Episode 8 – Dick on Sean", "pub_date": "Tue, 26 Jul 2016 14:50:14 +0000", "guid": "http://dickshow.wpengine.com/?p=210", "audio_url": "https://traffic.libsyn.com/secure/thedickshow/The_Dick_Show_008.mp3?dest-id=516728", "audio_type": "audio/mpeg", "audio_bytes": 97463256, "duration_sec": 6066, "page_link": "http://dickshow.wpengine.com/?p=210"}
+{"ep_num": 9, "title": "Episode 9 – Dick on the DNC", "pub_date": "Tue, 02 Aug 2016 16:09:27 +0000", "guid": "http://dickshow.wpengine.com/?p=224", "audio_url": "https://traffic.libsyn.com/secure/thedickshow/The_Dick_Show_009.mp3?dest-id=516728", "audio_type": "audio/mpeg", "audio_bytes": 69296128, "duration_sec": 4280, "page_link": "http://dickshow.wpengine.com/?p=224"}
+{"ep_num": 10, "title": "Episode 10 – Dick on The Olympics", "pub_date": "Tue, 09 Aug 2016 08:50:13 +0000", "guid": "http://dickshow.wpengine.com/?p=244", "audio_url": "https://traffic.libsyn.com/secure/thedickshow/The_Dick_Show_010.mp3?dest-id=516728", "audio_type": "audio/mpeg", "audio_bytes": 94254148, "duration_sec": 5882, "page_link": "http://dickshow.wpengine.com/?p=244"}
+{"ep_num": 11, "title": "Episode 11 – Dick on Magic", "pub_date": "Tue, 16 Aug 2016 14:42:47 +0000", "guid": "http://dickshow.wpengine.com/?p=264", "audio_url": "https://traffic.libsyn.com/secure/thedickshow/The_Dick_Show_011.mp3?dest-id=516728", "audio_type": "audio/mpeg", "audio_bytes": 89808047, "duration_sec": 5583, "page_link": "http://dickshow.wpengine.com/?p=264"}
+{"ep_num": 12, "title": "Episode 12 – Dick on Hunks", "pub_date": "Tue, 23 Aug 2016 16:29:51 +0000", "guid": "http://dickshow.wpengine.com/?p=277", "audio_url": "https://traffic.libsyn.com/secure/thedickshow/The_Dick_Show_012.mp3?dest-id=516728", "audio_type": "audio/mpeg", "audio_bytes": 86184836, "duration_sec": 5351, "page_link": "http://dickshow.wpengine.com/?p=277"}
+{"ep_num": 13, "title": "Episode 13 – Dick on Fat Rock", "pub_date": "Tue, 30 Aug 2016 16:00:00 +0000", "guid": "http://dickshow.wpengine.com/?p=287", "audio_url": "https://traffic.libsyn.com/secure/thedickshow/The20Dick20Show20013.mp3?dest-id=516728", "audio_type": "audio/mpeg", "audio_bytes": 91218480, "duration_sec": 5682, "page_link": "http://dickshow.wpengine.com/?p=287"}
+{"ep_num": 14, "title": "Episode 14 – Dick on Drugs", "pub_date": "Tue, 06 Sep 2016 21:20:36 +0000", "guid": "http://dickshow.wpengine.com/?p=298", "audio_url": "https://traffic.libsyn.com/secure/thedickshow/The_Dick_Show_014.mp3?dest-id=516728", "audio_type": "audio/mpeg", "audio_bytes": 59367545, "duration_sec": 3685, "page_link": "http://dickshow.wpengine.com/?p=298"}
+{"ep_num": 15, "title": "Episode 15 – Dick on Bill Burr", "pub_date": "Tue, 13 Sep 2016 09:08:12 +0000", "guid": "http://dickshow.wpengine.com/?p=311", "audio_url": "https://traffic.libsyn.com/secure/thedickshow/The_Dick_Show_015.mp3?dest-id=516728", "audio_type": "audio/mpeg", "audio_bytes": 89343834, "duration_sec": 5560, "page_link": "http://dickshow.wpengine.com/?p=311"}
+{"ep_num": 16, "title": "Episode 16 – Dick on School", "pub_date": "Tue, 20 Sep 2016 13:27:55 +0000", "guid": "http://thedickshow.com/?p=341", "audio_url": "https://traffic.libsyn.com/secure/thedickshow/The_Dick_Show_016.mp3?dest-id=516728", "audio_type": "audio/mpeg", "audio_bytes": 93570818, "duration_sec": 5802, "page_link": "http://thedickshow.com/?p=341"}
+{"ep_num": 17, "title": "Episode 17 – Dick on Clegg", "pub_date": "Tue, 27 Sep 2016 15:57:03 +0000", "guid": "http://thedickshow.com/?p=354", "audio_url": "https://traffic.libsyn.com/secure/thedickshow/The_Dick_Show_017.mp3?dest-id=516728", "audio_type": "audio/mpeg", "audio_bytes": 106600097, "duration_sec": 6661, "page_link": "http://thedickshow.com/?p=354"}
+{"ep_num": 18, "title": "Episode 18 – Dick on Maddox", "pub_date": "Mon, 03 Oct 2016 05:24:20 +0000", "guid": "http://thedickshow.com/?p=363", "audio_url": "https://traffic.libsyn.com/secure/thedickshow/The20Dick20Show20018.mp3?dest-id=516728", "audio_type": "audio/mpeg", "audio_bytes": 109071269, "duration_sec": 6777, "page_link": "http://thedickshow.com/?p=363"}
+{"ep_num": 19, "title": "Episode 19 – Dick on San Francisco", "pub_date": "Tue, 11 Oct 2016 08:45:46 +0000", "guid": "http://thedickshow.com/?p=370", "audio_url": "https://traffic.libsyn.com/secure/thedickshow/The_Dick_Show_019.mp3?dest-id=516728", "audio_type": "audio/mpeg", "audio_bytes": 97180926, "duration_sec": 6073, "page_link": "http://thedickshow.com/?p=370"}
+{"ep_num": 20, "title": "Episode 20 – Dick on Cernovich", "pub_date": "Tue, 18 Oct 2016 04:33:19 +0000", "guid": "http://thedickshow.com/?p=378", "audio_url": "https://traffic.libsyn.com/secure/thedickshow/The_Dick_Show_020.mp3?dest-id=516728", "audio_type": "audio/mpeg", "audio_bytes": 97298781, "duration_sec": 6079, "page_link": "http://thedickshow.com/?p=378"}
+{"ep_num": 21, "title": "Episode 21 – Dick on Asterios", "pub_date": "Tue, 25 Oct 2016 15:37:02 +0000", "guid": "http://thedickshow.com/?p=387", "audio_url": "https://traffic.libsyn.com/secure/thedickshow/The_Dick_Show_021.mp3?dest-id=516728", "audio_type": "audio/mpeg", "audio_bytes": 119493670, "duration_sec": 7422, "page_link": "http://thedickshow.com/?p=387"}
+{"ep_num": 22, "title": "Episode 22 – Dick on Voting", "pub_date": "Tue, 01 Nov 2016 14:55:38 +0000", "guid": "http://thedickshow.com/?p=421", "audio_url": "https://traffic.libsyn.com/secure/thedickshow/The_Dick_Show_022.mp3?dest-id=516728", "audio_type": "audio/mpeg", "audio_bytes": 156238851, "duration_sec": 9763, "page_link": "http://thedickshow.com/?p=421"}
+{"ep_num": 23, "title": "Episode 23 – Dick on Results", "pub_date": "Tue, 08 Nov 2016 14:38:57 +0000", "guid": "http://thedickshow.com/?p=435", "audio_url": "https://traffic.libsyn.com/secure/thedickshow/The_Dick_Show_023.mp3?dest-id=516728", "audio_type": "audio/mpeg", "audio_bytes": 111783318, "duration_sec": 6983, "page_link": "http://thedickshow.com/?p=435"}
+{"ep_num": 24, "title": "Episode 24 – Dick on Gloating", "pub_date": "Tue, 15 Nov 2016 06:21:29 +0000", "guid": "http://thedickshow.com/?p=447", "audio_url": "https://traffic.libsyn.com/secure/thedickshow/The_Dick_Show_024.mp3?dest-id=516728", "audio_type": "audio/mpeg", "audio_bytes": 106036843, "duration_sec": 4417, "page_link": "http://thedickshow.com/?p=447"}
+{"ep_num": 25, "title": "Episode 25 – Dick on One Million Downloads", "pub_date": "Tue, 22 Nov 2016 06:52:43 +0000", "guid": "http://thedickshow.com/?p=464", "audio_url": "https://traffic.libsyn.com/secure/thedickshow/The_Dick_Show_025.mp3?dest-id=516728", "audio_type": "audio/mpeg", "audio_bytes": 78000125, "duration_sec": 4873, "page_link": "http://thedickshow.com/?p=464"}
+{"ep_num": 26, "title": "Episode 26 – Dick on Santa", "pub_date": "Tue, 29 Nov 2016 06:58:16 +0000", "guid": "http://thedickshow.com/?p=493", "audio_url": "https://traffic.libsyn.com/secure/thedickshow/The_Dick_Show_026.mp3?dest-id=516728", "audio_type": "audio/mpeg", "audio_bytes": 99120314, "duration_sec": 6194, "page_link": "http://thedickshow.com/?p=493"}
+{"ep_num": 27, "title": "Episode 27 – Dick on Moving", "pub_date": "Tue, 06 Dec 2016 05:54:10 +0000", "guid": "http://thedickshow.com/?p=499", "audio_url": "https://traffic.libsyn.com/secure/thedickshow/The_Dick_Show_027.mp3?dest-id=516728", "audio_type": "audio/mpeg", "audio_bytes": 87602204, "duration_sec": 5473, "page_link": "http://thedickshow.com/?p=499"}
+{"ep_num": 28, "title": "Episode 28 – Dick on The Toilet", "pub_date": "Tue, 13 Dec 2016 08:36:10 +0000", "guid": "http://thedickshow.com/?p=519", "audio_url": "https://traffic.libsyn.com/secure/thedickshow/The_Dick_Show_028.mp3?dest-id=516728", "audio_type": "audio/mpeg", "audio_bytes": 97183902, "duration_sec": 6073, "page_link": "http://thedickshow.com/?p=519"}
+{"ep_num": 29, "title": "Episode 29 – Dick on World Peace", "pub_date": "Tue, 20 Dec 2016 09:10:25 +0000", "guid": "http://thedickshow.com/?p=528", "audio_url": "https://traffic.libsyn.com/secure/thedickshow/The_Dick_Show_029.mp3?dest-id=516728", "audio_type": "audio/mpeg", "audio_bytes": 117664423, "duration_sec": 7352, "page_link": "http://thedickshow.com/?p=528"}
+{"ep_num": 30, "title": "Episode 30 – Dick on Ruining Christmas", "pub_date": "Tue, 27 Dec 2016 15:08:49 +0000", "guid": "http://thedickshow.com/?p=541", "audio_url": "https://traffic.libsyn.com/secure/thedickshow/The_Dick_Show_030.mp3?dest-id=516728", "audio_type": "audio/mpeg", "audio_bytes": 62301958, "duration_sec": 3893, "page_link": "http://thedickshow.com/?p=541"}
+{"ep_num": 31, "title": "Episode 31 – Dick on Dreams", "pub_date": "Tue, 03 Jan 2017 07:20:28 +0000", "guid": "http://thedickshow.com/?p=555", "audio_url": "https://traffic.libsyn.com/secure/thedickshow/The_Dick_Show_031.mp3?dest-id=516728", "audio_type": "audio/mpeg", "audio_bytes": 103184036, "duration_sec": 6448, "page_link": "http://thedickshow.com/?p=555"}
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+{"ep_num": 512, "title": "Episode 512 - Dick on Two Half-Decades", "pub_date": "Mon, 08 Jun 2026 04:42:00 +0000", "guid": "43ac937a-c13e-43dc-8aec-2e5e4f71d19f", "audio_url": "https://traffic.libsyn.com/secure/thedickshow/The_Dick_Show_512.mp3?dest-id=516728", "audio_type": "audio/mpeg", "audio_bytes": 294134144, "duration_sec": 7346, "page_link": "http://patreon.com/TheDickShow"}
+{"ep_num": 513, "title": "Episode 513 - Dick on the Food Pyramid", "pub_date": "Mon, 22 Jun 2026 03:58:00 +0000", "guid": "951e7e95-43d9-48f0-8367-a7b343c0a980", "audio_url": "https://traffic.libsyn.com/secure/thedickshow/The_Dick_Show_513.mp3?dest-id=516728", "audio_type": "audio/mpeg", "audio_bytes": 151682228, "duration_sec": 7570, "page_link": "http://patreon.com/TheDickShow"}
+{"ep_num": 514, "title": "Episode 514 - Dick on the Torta Takeover", "pub_date": "Mon, 29 Jun 2026 16:00:00 +0000", "guid": "afa7935f-10dc-41fb-9fd6-9816d4d6b973", "audio_url": "https://traffic.libsyn.com/secure/thedickshow/The_Dick_Show_514.mp3?dest-id=516728", "audio_type": "audio/mpeg", "audio_bytes": 133610588, "duration_sec": 6666, "page_link": "http://patreon.com/TheDickShow"}
+{"ep_num": 515, "title": "Episode 515 - Dick on Fargonauts", "pub_date": "Mon, 06 Jul 2026 03:24:00 +0000", "guid": "1a89d108-6c88-460f-b389-1567f1dd46f6", "audio_url": "https://traffic.libsyn.com/secure/thedickshow/The_Dick_Show_515.mp3?dest-id=516728", "audio_type": "audio/mpeg", "audio_bytes": 125325404, "duration_sec": 6252, "page_link": "http://patreon.com/TheDickShow"}
+{"ep_num": 516, "title": "Episode 516 - Dick on The Sandwich Thief", "pub_date": "Mon, 13 Jul 2026 01:06:00 +0000", "guid": "c7dd396f-15f7-45c2-96af-6656dfe0cf73", "audio_url": "https://traffic.libsyn.com/secure/thedickshow/The_Dick_Show_516.mp3?dest-id=516728", "audio_type": "audio/mpeg", "audio_bytes": 134980316, "duration_sec": 6734, "page_link": "http://patreon.com/TheDickShow"}
+{"ep_num": 517, "title": "Episode 517 - Dick on the Mexican MMORPG", "pub_date": "Mon, 20 Jul 2026 14:39:00 +0000", "guid": "2f11a8e0-c6db-4b8c-a1d3-82f9669a4831", "audio_url": "https://traffic.libsyn.com/secure/thedickshow/The_Dick_Show_517b.mp3?dest-id=516728", "audio_type": "audio/mpeg", "audio_bytes": 124570592, "duration_sec": 6214, "page_link": "http://patreon.com/TheDickShow"}
+{"ep_num": 518, "title": "Episode 518 - Dick on The Women's Professional Baseball League", "pub_date": "Sun, 02 Aug 2026 21:33:00 +0000", "guid": "f04b29d6-ce99-4936-972b-d7fa29d07826", "audio_url": "https://traffic.libsyn.com/secure/thedickshow/The_Dick_Show_518.mp3?dest-id=516728", "audio_type": "audio/mpeg", "audio_bytes": 133481132, "duration_sec": 6660, "page_link": "http://patreon.com/TheDickShow"}
+{"ep_num": 519, "title": "Episode 519 - Dick on I, Burrito", "pub_date": "Mon, 10 Aug 2026 14:54:00 +0000", "guid": "9f75e911-5dc6-4f54-b494-5c0fdecfc78a", "audio_url": "https://traffic.libsyn.com/secure/thedickshow/The_Dick_Show_519.mp3?dest-id=516728", "audio_type": "audio/mpeg", "audio_bytes": 134272484, "duration_sec": 6699, "page_link": "http://patreon.com/TheDickShow"}
+{"ep_num": 520, "title": "Episode 520 - Dick on Male to Fester", "pub_date": "Sun, 16 Aug 2026 02:02:00 +0000", "guid": "209d1c2e-5e56-43ec-884e-3384e923ac5d", "audio_url": "https://traffic.libsyn.com/secure/thedickshow/The_Dick_Show_520.mp3?dest-id=516728", "audio_type": "audio/mpeg", "audio_bytes": 145067444, "duration_sec": 7239, "page_link": "http://patreon.com/TheDickShow"}

download.py

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+"""Resumable MP3 downloader.
+
+Downloads each episode's enclosure into audio/<epnum or guid>.mp3.
+Skips files that already exist with the expected size (HTTP Range resume).
+"""
+import json
+import os
+import re
+import sys
+import time
+
+import requests
+
+from config import AUDIO_DIR, DOWNLOAD_TIMEOUT, CHUNK_SIZE
+from feed import load_episodes
+
+
+def slug(ep: dict) -> str:
+    if ep.get("ep_num"):
+        return f"ep{ep['ep_num']:04d}"
+    g = re.sub(r"[^a-zA-Z0-9-]", "", ep["guid"])[:24]
+    return f"bonus-{g}"
+
+
+def audio_path(ep: dict) -> str:
+    return os.path.join(AUDIO_DIR, slug(ep) + ".mp3")
+
+
+def expected_size(ep: dict) -> int:
+    return ep.get("audio_bytes") or 0
+
+
+def download_episode(ep: dict, force: bool = False) -> str:
+    """Download one episode. Returns local path. Raises on hard failure."""
+    url = ep["audio_url"]
+    if not url:
+        raise ValueError(f"no audio_url for {ep['guid']}")
+    dest = audio_path(ep)
+    tmp = dest + ".part"
+    want = expected_size(ep)
+
+    if os.path.exists(dest):
+        if force:
+            os.remove(dest)
+        else:
+            have = os.path.getsize(dest)
+            if want and have != want:
+                print(f"  size mismatch for {dest} (have {have}, want {want}); "
+                      f"redownloading", file=sys.stderr)
+                os.remove(dest)
+            else:
+                return dest
+
+    headers = {"User-Agent": "dickshow-indexer/1.0"}
+    mode = "wb"
+    if os.path.exists(tmp):
+        have = os.path.getsize(tmp)
+        if want and have == want:
+            os.replace(tmp, dest)
+            return dest
+        if have > 0:
+            headers["Range"] = f"bytes={have}-"
+            mode = "ab"
+
+    last_err = None
+    for attempt in range(1, 6):
+        try:
+            with requests.get(url, headers=headers, stream=True,
+                              timeout=DOWNLOAD_TIMEOUT, allow_redirects=True) as r:
+                if r.status_code == 416:  # range beyond EOF -> already complete
+                    os.replace(tmp, dest)
+                    return dest
+                r.raise_for_status()
+                total = int(r.headers.get("Content-Length", "0") or 0)
+                if mode == "ab" and r.status_code == 200:
+                    # server ignored Range; restart cleanly
+                    mode = "wb"
+                with open(tmp, mode) as f:
+                    for chunk in r.iter_content(chunk_size=CHUNK_SIZE):
+                        if chunk:
+                            f.write(chunk)
+                have = os.path.getsize(tmp)
+                if want and have < want:
+                    raise IOError(f"incomplete download {have}/{want}")
+                break
+        except Exception as e:  # noqa: BLE001
+            last_err = e
+            print(f"  retry {attempt}: {e}", file=sys.stderr)
+            time.sleep(5 * attempt)
+            mode = "ab"
+            headers["Range"] = f"bytes={os.path.getsize(tmp)}-" \
+                if os.path.exists(tmp) and os.path.getsize(tmp) > 0 else {}
+    else:
+        raise IOError(f"download failed for {url}: {last_err}")
+
+    os.replace(tmp, dest)
+    return dest
+
+
+def main() -> None:
+    from config import TRANSCRIPT_DIR
+    from transcribe import transcript_path
+    eps = load_episodes()
+    only = set()
+    for a in sys.argv[1:]:
+        only.add(int(a))
+    ok = fail = skip = 0
+    for ep in eps:
+        if ep["ep_num"] is not None and only and ep["ep_num"] not in only:
+            continue
+        if os.path.exists(transcript_path(ep)):
+            skip += 1          # already fully transcribed; audio not needed
+            continue
+        dest = audio_path(ep)
+        if os.path.exists(dest) and not (expected_size(ep) and
+                                         os.path.getsize(dest) != expected_size(ep)):
+            skip += 1
+            continue
+        label = f"Ep {ep['ep_num']}" if ep["ep_num"] else ep["title"][:40]
+        try:
+            p = download_episode(ep)
+            mb = os.path.getsize(p) / 1e6
+            print(f"{label}: {mb:.1f} MB")
+            ok += 1
+        except Exception as e:  # noqa: BLE001
+            print(f"{label}: FAILED - {e}", file=sys.stderr)
+            fail += 1
+        with open(os.path.join(AUDIO_DIR, ".progress.json"), "w") as f:
+            json.dump({"last_done": ep["guid"]}, f)
+    print(f"downloaded={ok} skipped={skip} failed={fail}")
+
+
+if __name__ == "__main__":
+    main()

export_txt.py

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+"""Convert transcript JSON into a readable timestamped txt for LLM analysis."""
+import json
+import os
+import sys
+
+from config import TRANSCRIPT_DIR
+from feed import load_episodes
+from download import slug as ep_slug
+
+TXT_DIR = os.path.join(TRANSCRIPT_DIR, "txt")
+
+
+def txt_path(ep: dict) -> str:
+    return os.path.join(TXT_DIR, ep_slug(ep) + ".txt")
+
+
+def export_txt(ep: dict) -> str:
+    tp = os.path.join(TRANSCRIPT_DIR, ep_slug(ep) + ".json")
+    with open(tp, encoding="utf-8") as f:
+        data = json.load(f)
+    os.makedirs(TXT_DIR, exist_ok=True)
+    out = txt_path(ep)
+    with open(out + ".tmp", "w", encoding="utf-8") as f:
+        f.write(f"# {data['title']}\n# published: {data['pub_date']}\n"
+                f"# episode: {data.get('ep_num')}\n\n")
+        for seg in data["segments"]:
+            s = int(seg["start"])
+            stamp = f"{s // 3600:02d}:{(s % 3600) // 60:02d}:{s % 60:02d}"
+            f.write(f"[{stamp}] {seg['text']}\n")
+    os.replace(out + ".tmp", out)
+    return out
+
+
+if __name__ == "__main__":
+    eps = load_episodes()
+    want = {int(a) for a in sys.argv[1:]} if len(sys.argv) > 1 else None
+    n = 0
+    for ep in eps:
+        if want and (ep["ep_num"] not in want):
+            continue
+        src = os.path.join(TRANSCRIPT_DIR, ep_slug(ep) + ".json")
+        if os.path.exists(src):
+            print(export_txt(ep))
+            n += 1
+    print(f"exported {n}")

facts.py

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+"""Ground-truth facts used to keep episode analyses honest.
+
+The dossier file is maintained separately (research project); this module
+points at it and carries a compact cast sheet for cheap prompt injection.
+"""
+import os
+
+from config import BASE_DIR
+
+DOSSIER_PATH = os.path.join(os.path.dirname(BASE_DIR),
+                            "Dax_Herrera_Dick_Masterson_Profile.txt")
+
+# Verified roster with eras - injected into BOTH analyzer and verifier prompts.
+CAST_SHEET = """VERIFIED CAST FACTS (from court records, WIPO filings, primary sources):
+- DICK MASTERSON (real name Dax Herrera): host of The Dick Show since June 2016.
+- MADDOX (George Ouzounian): former BPITU co-host (2014-2016). He and Dick have
+  been ADVERSARIES since Oct 2016 (the "LOLSUIT", dismissed 2018). Maddox has
+  NOT been a Dick Show cohost at ANY point and is long gone from Dick's life.
+  Any analysis attributing a modern-era (2017+) cohost seat to Maddox is WRONG.
+- SEAN (a.k.a. Seanie): longtime Dick Show audio engineer/cohost voice,
+  present across essentially all episodes.
+- VITO GESUALDI: game developer/comic creator; frequent Dick Show guest and
+  cohost of the BPITU REVIVAL (2025+). On modern-era episodes an unnamed second
+  voice is usually Sean or Vito - not Maddox.
+- ASTERIOS KOKKINOS: recurring guest (2016 era onward).
+- ERIC JULY / RIPPAVERSE saga: May 2023 onward (Isom review = Ep 361).
+- Ethan Ralph, Josh Denny, Nick Rekieta, Null (Kiwi Farms): associates/guests
+  of the 2017-2023 era.
+If a voice cannot be attributed confidently from the transcript itself, label
+it "unknown voice" instead of guessing a famous name."""

feed.py

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+"""Parse The Dick Show RSS feed into data/episodes.jsonl (one episode per line)."""
+import json
+import re
+import sys
+import time
+import xml.etree.ElementTree as ET
+
+import requests
+
+from config import FEED_URL, EPISODES_JSONL, DOWNLOAD_TIMEOUT, MAX_FEED_RETRIES
+
+NS = {
+    "itunes": "http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd",
+}
+EP_NUM_RE = re.compile(r"Episode\s+(\d+)", re.IGNORECASE)
+
+
+def fetch_feed(url: str = FEED_URL) -> bytes:
+    last_err = None
+    for attempt in range(1, MAX_FEED_RETRIES + 1):
+        try:
+            r = requests.get(url, timeout=DOWNLOAD_TIMEOUT,
+                             headers={"User-Agent": "dickshow-indexer/1.0"})
+            r.raise_for_status()
+            return r.content
+        except Exception as e:  # noqa: BLE001
+            last_err = e
+            print(f"feed attempt {attempt}/{MAX_FEED_RETRIES} failed: {e}",
+                  file=sys.stderr)
+            time.sleep(3 * attempt)
+    raise SystemExit(f"could not download feed: {last_err}")
+
+
+def itunes_duration_seconds(text: str | None) -> int:
+    """Libsyn uses either HH:MM:SS or plain seconds."""
+    if not text:
+        return 0
+    text = text.strip()
+    if ":" in text:
+        parts = [int(p) for p in text.split(":")]
+        while len(parts) < 3:
+            parts.insert(0, 0)
+        h, m, s = parts
+        return h * 3600 + m * 60 + s
+    try:
+        return int(float(text))
+    except ValueError:
+        return 0
+
+
+def parse_feed(xml_bytes: bytes) -> list[dict]:
+    root = ET.fromstring(xml_bytes)
+    channel = root.find("channel")
+    episodes = []
+    for item in channel.findall("item"):
+        title_el = item.find("title")
+        title = (title_el.text or "").strip() if title_el is not None else ""
+        m = EP_NUM_RE.search(title)
+        ep_num = int(m.group(1)) if m else None
+
+        guid_el = item.find("guid")
+        guid = (guid_el.text or "").strip() if guid_el is not None else ""
+        if not guid:
+            continue  # unusable without stable id
+
+        pub_el = item.find("pubDate")
+        pub_date = (pub_el.text or "").strip() if pub_el is not None else ""
+
+        enc = item.find("enclosure")
+        audio_url, audio_type, audio_len = "", "", 0
+        if enc is not None:
+            audio_url = enc.get("url", "").strip()
+            audio_type = enc.get("type", "")
+            try:
+                audio_len = int(enc.get("length", "0") or 0)
+            except ValueError:
+                audio_len = 0
+
+        dur_el = item.find("itunes:duration", NS)
+        duration_s = itunes_duration_seconds(dur_el.text if dur_el is not None else None)
+
+        link_el = item.find("link")
+        page_link = (link_el.text or "").strip() if link_el is not None else ""
+
+        episodes.append({
+            "ep_num": ep_num,
+            "title": title,
+            "pub_date": pub_date,
+            "guid": guid,
+            "audio_url": audio_url,
+            "audio_type": audio_type,
+            "audio_bytes": audio_len,
+            "duration_sec": duration_s,
+            "page_link": page_link,
+        })
+    # newest first from feed; store oldest-first for chronological processing
+    episodes.reverse()
+    return episodes
+
+
+def write_episodes(episodes: list[dict]) -> None:
+    with open(EPISODES_JSONL, "w", encoding="utf-8") as f:
+        for ep in episodes:
+            f.write(json.dumps(ep, ensure_ascii=False) + "\n")
+
+
+def load_episodes() -> list[dict]:
+    eps = []
+    with open(EPISODES_JSONL, encoding="utf-8") as f:
+        for line in f:
+            line = line.strip()
+            if line:
+                eps.append(json.loads(line))
+    return eps
+
+
+def main() -> None:
+    xml = fetch_feed()
+    episodes = parse_feed(xml)
+    write_episodes(episodes)
+    numbered = [e["ep_num"] for e in episodes if e["ep_num"]]
+    print(f"parsed {len(episodes)} episodes "
+          f"(numbered {min(numbered)}-{max(numbered)}) -> {EPISODES_JSONL}")
+
+
+if __name__ == "__main__":
+    main()

index.py

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+"""Build the SQLite FTS5 index from transcripts + lexicon hashtags.
+
+Schema:
+  episodes(ep_num, guid, title, pub_date, audio_url, page_link, duration_sec,
+           model, n_segments, tags_json)
+  segments(ep_rowid -> episodes.rowid, seg_idx, start_sec, end_sec, text,
+           tags)  [FTS5 external content]
+
+Search examples (via search.py):
+  python search.py "isom lawsuit"
+  python search.py maddox --tag lolsuit --from 2018-01-01 --to 2018-12-31
+"""
+import json
+import os
+import sqlite3
+
+from config import DB_PATH
+from feed import load_episodes
+from lexicon import build_lexicon, tags_for_text
+
+SCHEMA = """
+PRAGMA journal_mode=WAL;
+
+CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS episodes (
+  id INTEGER PRIMARY KEY,
+  ep_num INTEGER UNIQUE,
+  guid TEXT UNIQUE NOT NULL,
+  title TEXT,
+  pub_date TEXT,
+  audio_url TEXT,
+  page_link TEXT,
+  duration_sec REAL,
+  model TEXT,
+  n_segments INTEGER,
+  tags TEXT
+);
+
+CREATE VIRTUAL TABLE IF NOT EXISTS segments USING fts5(
+  text,
+  tags,
+  episode_id UNINDEXED,
+  seg_idx UNINDEXED,
+  start_sec UNINDEXED,
+  end_sec UNINDEXED
+);
+"""
+
+
+def open_db(path=DB_PATH) -> sqlite3.Connection:
+    con = sqlite3.connect(path)
+    con.executescript(SCHEMA)
+    return con
+
+
+def index_transcripts() -> None:
+    from transcribe import transcript_path
+    lexicon = build_lexicon()
+    eps = load_episodes()
+    con = open_db()
+    cur = con.cursor()
+
+    n_eps = n_segs = 0
+    for ep in eps:
+        tp = transcript_path(ep)
+        if not os.path.exists(tp):
+            continue
+        with open(tp, encoding="utf-8") as f:
+            data = json.load(f)
+
+        ep_tags = set()
+        for seg in data["segments"]:
+            ep_tags.update(tags_for_text(seg["text"], lexicon))
+
+        # upsert episode row
+        cur.execute(
+            """INSERT INTO episodes (ep_num, guid, title, pub_date, audio_url,
+               page_link, duration_sec, model, n_segments, tags)
+               VALUES (?,?,?,?,?,?,?,?,?,?)
+               ON CONFLICT(guid) DO UPDATE SET
+                 ep_num=excluded.ep_num, title=excluded.title,
+                 pub_date=excluded.pub_date, audio_url=excluded.audio_url,
+                 page_link=excluded.page_link, duration_sec=excluded.duration_sec,
+                 model=excluded.model, n_segments=excluded.n_segments,
+                 tags=excluded.tags""",
+            (data.get("ep_num"), data["guid"], data.get("title"),
+             data.get("pub_date"), data.get("audio_url"), data.get("page_link"),
+             data.get("duration_sec"), data.get("model"),
+             len(data["segments"]), json.dumps(sorted(ep_tags))),
+        )
+        row_id = cur.execute("SELECT id FROM episodes WHERE guid=?",
+                             (data["guid"],)).fetchone()[0]
+
+        # rebuild this episode's segment rows (simplest correct incremental path)
+        cur.execute("DELETE FROM segments WHERE episode_id=?", (row_id,))
+        cur.executemany(
+            "INSERT INTO segments (text, tags, episode_id, seg_idx, start_sec,"
+            " end_sec) VALUES (?,?,?,?,?,?)",
+            [(seg["text"],
+              " ".join("#" + t for t in tags_for_text(seg["text"], lexicon)),
+              row_id, i, seg["start"], seg["end"])
+             for i, seg in enumerate(data["segments"])],
+        )
+        n_eps += 1
+        n_segs += len(data["segments"])
+        label = f"Ep {data.get('ep_num')}" if data.get("ep_num") else data.get("title", "")[:40]
+        print(f"  indexed {label}: {len(data['segments'])} segs, "
+              f"tags: {' '.join('#' + t for t in sorted(ep_tags)) or '(none)'}")
+
+    con.commit()
+    con.close()
+    print(f"indexed {n_eps} episodes / {n_segs} segments -> {DB_PATH}")
+
+
+if __name__ == "__main__":
+    index_transcripts()

install.sh

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+#!/usr/bin/env bash
+# Dick Show Index - Installer
+# Installs all dependencies and sets up the pipeline for the Dick Show transcript index.
+# Usage: ./install.sh [--skip-opencode] [--skip-python-deps]
+
+set -euo pipefail
+
+# Colors for output
+RED='\033[0;31m'
+GREEN='\033[0;32m'
+YELLOW='\033[1;33m'
+BLUE='\033[0;34m'
+NC='\033[0m' # No Color
+
+log_info() { echo -e "${BLUE}[INFO]${NC} $*"; }
+log_success() { echo -e "${GREEN}[OK]${NC} $*"; }
+log_warn() { echo -e "${YELLOW}[WARN]${NC} $*"; }
+log_error() { echo -e "${RED}[ERROR]${NC} $*"; }
+
+# Configuration
+REPO_ROOT="$(cd "$(dirname "${BASH_SOURCE[0]}")" && pwd)"
+PYTHON_MIN_VERSION="3.10"
+OPENCODE_BIN="${OPENCODE_BIN:-$HOME/.opencode/bin/opencode}"
+
+# Flags
+SKIP_OPENCODE=false
+SKIP_PYTHON_DEPS=false
+
+for arg in "$@"; do
+    case $arg in
+        --skip-opencode) SKIP_OPENCODE=true ;;
+        --skip-python-deps) SKIP_PYTHON_DEPS=false ;;
+        --help|-h)
+            cat <<EOF
+Dick Show Index - Installer
+
+Usage: ./install.sh [OPTIONS]
+
+OPTIONS:
+    --skip-opencode       Skip opencode CLI installation
+    --skip-python-deps    Skip Python dependency installation
+    --help, -h            Show this help
+
+Environment variables:
+    OPENCODE_BIN          Path to opencode binary (default: ~/.opencode/bin/opencode)
+    OPENCODE_ANALYZE_MODEL  Model to use for analysis (default: opencode/nemotron-3-ultra-free)
+    DS_ANALYZE_PAUSE      Seconds between analysis calls (default: 45)
+    DS_ANALYZE_TIMEOUT    Analysis timeout in seconds (default: 600)
+    DS_MIN_FREE_RAM       Minimum free RAM in bytes before pausing (default: 1GB)
+
+Examples:
+    ./install.sh                    # Full install
+    ./install.sh --skip-opencode    # Skip opencode install
+    OPENCODE_ANALYZE_MODEL=opencode/x-preview-f-free ./install.sh
+EOF
+            exit 0
+            ;;
+    esac
+done
+
+# ============================================================================
+# Helper functions
+# ============================================================================
+
+check_python() {
+    log_info "Checking Python version..."
+    if ! command -v python3 &> /dev/null; then
+        log_error "Python 3 not found. Please install Python ${PYTHON_MIN_VERSION}+"
+        exit 1
+    fi
+    
+    local version=$(python3 -c 'import sys; print(f"{sys.version_info.major}.{sys.version_info.minor}")')
+    local major=$(echo $version | cut -d. -f1)
+    local minor=$(echo $version | cut -d. -f2)
+    
+    if [[ $major -lt 3 ]] || [[ $major -eq 3 && $minor -lt 10 ]]; then
+        log_error "Python ${PYTHON_MIN_VERSION}+ required, found ${version}"
+        exit 1
+    fi
+    
+    log_success "Python ${version} found"
+}
+
+install_python_deps() {
+    log_info "Installing Python dependencies..."
+    if [[ -f "requirements.txt" ]]; then
+        pip3 install --upgrade pip
+        pip3 install -r requirements.txt
+        log_success "Python dependencies installed"
+    else
+        log_warn "requirements.txt not found, skipping"
+    fi
+}
+
+install_opencode() {
+    if [[ "$SKIP_OPENCODE" == "true" ]]; then
+        log_info "Skipping opencode installation (--skip-opencode)"
+        return
+    fi
+    
+    log_info "Installing opencode CLI..."
+    
+    if command -v opencode &> /dev/null; then
+        log_success "opencode already installed: $(opencode --version)"
+        return
+    fi
+    
+    # Try official installer first
+    if command -v curl &> /dev/null; then
+        log_info "Downloading opencode installer..."
+        if curl -fsSL https://opencode.ai/install.sh | bash; then
+            log_success "opencode installed via official installer"
+            return
+        fi
+        log_warn "Official installer failed, trying direct download..."
+    fi
+    
+    # Fallback: direct binary download from GitHub releases
+    log_info "Downloading opencode binary from GitHub..."
+    local arch=$(uname -m)
+    local os=$(uname -s | tr '[:upper:]' '[:lower:]')
+    
+    # Normalize arch
+    case $arch in
+        x86_64|amd64) arch="x64" ;;
+        aarch64|arm64) arch="arm64" ;;
+    esac
+    
+    # Get latest release
+    local release_url="https://api.github.com/repos/anomalyco/opencode/releases/latest"
+    local download_url=$(curl -fsSL "$release_url" | grep "browser_download_url" | grep "${os}-${arch}" | head -1 | cut -d '"' -f 4)
+    
+    if [[ -z "$download_url" ]]; then
+        log_warn "Could not find binary for ${os}-${arch}, trying windows-x64.zip..."
+        download_url=$(curl -fsSL "$release_url" | grep "browser_download_url" | grep "windows-x64.zip" | head -1 | cut -d '"' -f 4)
+    fi
+    
+    if [[ -z "$download_url" ]]; then
+        log_error "Could not find opencode binary for your platform"
+        log_info "Please install manually from: https://github.com/anomalyco/opencode/releases"
+        return 1
+    fi
+    
+    log_info "Downloading from: $download_url"
+    mkdir -p "$(dirname "$OPENCODE_BIN")"
+    curl -fsSL "$download_url" -o /tmp/opencode.zip
+    
+    if [[ "$download_url" == *.zip ]]; then
+        unzip -o /tmp/opencode.zip -d "$(dirname "$OPENCODE_BIN")"
+    else
+        mv /tmp/opencode.zip "$OPENCODE_BIN"
+    fi
+    
+    chmod +x "$OPENCODE_BIN"
+    
+    # Add to PATH if not already
+    local bin_dir=$(dirname "$OPENCODE_BIN")
+    if [[ ":$PATH:" != *":$bin_dir:"* ]]; then
+        echo "export PATH=\"\$PATH:$bin_dir\"" >> ~/.bashrc
+        log_info "Added $bin_dir to PATH in ~/.bashrc"
+    fi
+    
+    export PATH="$PATH:$bin_dir"
+    log_success "opencode installed: $(opencode --version)"
+}
+
+verify_opencode() {
+    log_info "Verifying opencode installation..."
+    if ! command -v opencode &> /dev/null; then
+        log_error "opencode not found in PATH"
+        log_info "Add $(dirname "$OPENCODE_BIN") to your PATH and restart your shell"
+        return 1
+    fi
+    
+    log_success "opencode: $(opencode --version)"
+    
+    # Check available models
+    log_info "Available models:"
+    opencode models 2>/dev/null | head -20 || log_warn "Could not list models (may need auth)"
+}
+
+check_existing_work() {
+    log_info "Checking for existing work..."
+    
+    local transcript_count=0
+    local analysis_count=0
+    
+    if [[ -d "transcripts" ]]; then
+        transcript_count=$(find transcripts -name "ep*.json" 2>/dev/null | wc -l)
+    fi
+    
+    if [[ -d "data/analysis" ]]; then
+        analysis_count=$(find data/analysis -name "ep*.json" 2>/dev/null | wc -l)
+    fi
+    
+    log_info "Found $transcript_count existing transcripts"
+    log_info "Found $analysis_count existing analyses"
+    
+    if [[ $transcript_count -gt 0 || $analysis_count -gt 0 ]]; then
+        log_info "Pipeline will resume from existing work (skips completed episodes)"
+    fi
+}
+
+create_dirs() {
+    log_info "Creating directory structure..."
+    mkdir -p audio transcripts data/analysis
+    log_success "Directories created"
+}
+
+# ============================================================================
+# Main
+# ============================================================================
+
+main() {
+    echo "=========================================="
+    echo "  Dick Show Index - Installer"
+    echo "=========================================="
+    echo
+    
+    cd "$REPO_ROOT"
+    
+    log_info "Starting installation..."
+    
+    check_python
+    create_dirs
+    
+    if [[ "$SKIP_PYTHON_DEPS" != "true" ]]; then
+        install_python_deps
+    fi
+    
+    install_opencode
+    verify_opencode
+    check_existing_work
+    
+    echo
+    log_success "Installation complete!"
+    echo
+    cat <<EOF
+
+==========================================
+  Next Steps
+==========================================
+
+1. (Optional) Configure opencode authentication:
+   opencode auth login
+
+2. Set analysis model (optional):
+   export OPENCODE_ANALYZE_MODEL=opencode/nemotron-3-ultra-free
+   # Or use your preferred model: opencode models
+
+3. Run the pipeline:
+   # Full Rekieta arc (28 episodes):
+   python pipeline_all.py --eps 84 87 89 93 96 121 124 152 166 176 198 209 213 275 285 299 321 344 352 368 376 412 416 424 425 435 439 455
+
+   # Full backlog (all 520 episodes):
+   python pipeline_all.py
+
+   # Dry run to see what would be processed:
+   python pipeline_all.py --dry-run
+
+4. Search the index:
+   python search.py "isom trademark"
+   python search.py maddox --tag lolsuit
+   python search.py "raketa OR rekieta" --tag nick_rekieta
+
+==========================================
+  Environment Variables
+==========================================
+
+  OPENCODE_ANALYZE_MODEL   Model for analysis (default: opencode/nemotron-3-ultra-free)
+  DS_ANALYZE_PAUSE         Seconds between analysis calls (default: 45)
+  DS_ANALYZE_TIMEOUT       Analysis timeout seconds (default: 600)
+  DS_MIN_FREE_RAM          Min free RAM before pausing (default: 1073741824 = 1GB)
+  DS_MODEL                 Whisper model (default: small)
+  DS_DEVICE                Whisper device: cpu|cuda (default: cpu)
+  DS_COMPUTE               Whisper compute type: int8|float16 (default: int8)
+  DS_KEEP_AUDIO            Keep MP3s after transcription (default: 0)
+  DS_KEEP_AUDIO=1 to keep
+
+==========================================
+  Resuming / Sharing Work
+==========================================
+
+The pipeline is fully resumable - it automatically skips episodes that
+already have transcripts and verified analyses. Just re-run the same
+command and it will pick up where it left off.
+
+To share progress with others:
+  1. Commit the transcripts/, data/analysis/, and data/index.db files
+  2. Others can pull and continue from where you left off
+
+==========================================
+
+EOF
+}
+
+main "$@"

lexicon.py

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+"""Hashtag lexicon: maps aliases -> canonical tag.
+
+Seeded from the research dossier (people, feuds, events, recurring bits).
+Extend freely; matching is case-insensitive whole-word on each transcript
+segment, then aggregated per episode and per segment in the FTS index.
+"""
+import re
+
+PEOPLE = {
+    "maddox": ["maddox", "george ochotsk", "ouzounian"],
+    "asterios": ["asterios", "asterios kokkinos", "kokkinos"],
+    "vito": ["vito", "vito gesualdi", "gesualdi"],
+    "sean": ["sean", "seanie"],  # Sean the audio engineer
+    "eric_july": ["eric july", "rippaverse", "rippa", "isom", "yaira",
+                  "alphacore", "horseman", "backwordz"],
+    "ethan_van_sciver": ["van sciver", "van schiver", "evs", "cyberfrog",
+                         "comicsgate", "trashcast"],
+    "razorfist": ["razorfist", "razor fist"],
+    "yellowflash": ["yellowflash", "yellow flash"],
+    "clippa": ["clippa", "young clippa", "riley"],
+    "kevin_landau": ["kevin landau", "landau"],
+    "nick_rekieta": ["rekieta", "rekieta law", "rackets",
+                     # whisper phonetic variants observed in transcripts
+                     "raketa", "riketa", "rikita", "rakiti", "rakeda",
+                     "rikata", "rikade"],
+    "ethan_ralph": ["ralph", "the ralph retort", "killstream", "ralphretort"],
+    "null": ["joshua moon", "kiwi farms", "kiwifarms"],
+    "mumkey_jones": ["mumkey", "mumkey jones"],
+    "josh_denny": ["denny", "josh denny"],
+    "frank_hassle": ["hassle", "frank hassle"],
+    "destiny": ["destiny", "steven bonnell"],
+    "justin_whang": ["whang", "justin whang", "whang!"],
+    "digibro": ["digibro"],
+    "wauterboi": ["waut3rboi", "wauterboi"],
+    "andy_lee": ["andy lee", "callofthedeep"],
+    "cliff_campbell": ["cliff campbell"],
+    "john_morgan": ["john morgan"],
+    "mumkey": [],
+    "greg_boser": ["boser", "greg boser"],
+    "loren_baker": ["loren baker"],
+    "tuomas": ["tuomas", "holmburg", "collector crypt"],
+    "john_mcafee": ["mcafee"],
+    "bunty_king": ["bunty"],
+    "jf_gariepy": ["jf garpey", "gariepy", "jfg"],
+    "sargon": ["sargon"],
+    "boogie2988": ["boogie", "boogie2988"],
+    "kraut": ["kraut"],
+    "andy_warski": ["warski"],
+    "tony_heller": [],
+    "stefan_molyneux": ["molyneux"],
+    "lauren_southern": ["lauren southern", "southern"],
+    "gavin_mcinnes": ["gavin mcinnes", "mcinnes"],
+    "milo": ["milo yiannopoulos", "milo"],
+    "cuck_shack_cast": [],
+}
+
+EVENTS = {
+    "lolsuit": ["lolsuit", "lol suit", "lawsuit", "complaint", "deposition",
+                "judge ramos", "greenberger", "subpoena", "dismissed with prejudice"],
+    "isom_lawsuit": ["international school of ministry", "trademark lawsuit",
+                     "night letter", "cease and desist"],
+    "patreon_drama": ["patreon"],
+    "deplatforming": ["deplatform", "mastercard", "match list", "visa",
+                      "stripe", "paypal", "banking", "backed.by", "backedby"],
+    "seanies": ["seanie", "seanies", "seany award"],
+    "rage_calendar": ["rage calendar", "advent calendar"],
+    "hot_goss": ["hot goss"],
+    "rape_list": ["rape list"],
+    "drunk_sober_high": ["drunk sober high"],
+    "dick_tips": ["dick tip", "dick tips"],
+    "voicemail": ["voicemail", "voice mail"],
+    "rage": ["are you a rage", "the rage"],
+    "isom_review": ["isom #1", "isom review", "grave digger", "tombstone"],
+    "charity_accusations": ["charity"],
+    "new_project2": ["new project 2", "np2"],
+    "web3": ["web3", "nft", "solana", "crypto", "token", "blockchain",
+             "wallet", "mint"],
+    "maddox_book_prank": ["fuck whales", "fuck whales"],
+    "best_debate": ["best debate in the universe"],
+    "biggest_problem": ["biggest problem in the universe", "tbpitu"],
+}
+
+TOPICS = {
+    "politics": ["trump", "biden", "obama", "election", "senate", "congress",
+                 "democrat", "republican", "libertarian"],
+    "gun_policy": ["second amendment", "nra", "gun control"],
+    "covid": ["covid", "pandemic", "mask", "vaccine", "lockdown", "fauci"],
+    "ukraine_war": ["ukraine", "zelensky", "putin", "russia"],
+    "israel": ["israel", "gaza", "hamas", "idf", "antisemitism"],
+    "ai_tech": ["artificial intelligence", " chatgpt", " openai", " ai ",
+                "machine learning"],
+    "gaming": ["video game", "playstation", "nintendo", "xbox", "steam"],
+    "movies_tv": ["movie", "netflix", "disney", "marvel", "star wars"],
+    "sports": ["nfl", "nba", "ufc", "boxing", "wnba"],
+    "relationships": ["girlfriend", "wife", "divorce", "dating", "marriage"],
+}
+
+
+def build_lexicon() -> list[tuple[str, str, "re.Pattern"]]:
+    """Returns [(category, canonical_tag, compiled_regex)]."""
+    import re
+    out = []
+    for category, table in (("person", PEOPLE), ("event", EVENTS),
+                            ("topic", TOPICS)):
+        for tag, aliases in table.items():
+            parts = []
+            for alias in aliases:
+                a = alias.strip()
+                if not a:
+                    continue
+                esc = re.escape(a)
+                if a[:1].isalnum():
+                    esc = r"\b" + esc
+                if a[-1:].isalnum():
+                    esc = esc + r"\b"
+                parts.append(esc)
+            if not parts:
+                continue
+            rx = re.compile("|".join(parts), re.IGNORECASE)
+            out.append((category, tag, rx))
+    return out
+
+
+def tags_for_text(text: str, lexicon=None) -> list[str]:
+    if lexicon is None:
+        lexicon = build_lexicon()
+    found = []
+    for _cat, tag, rx in lexicon:
+        if rx.search(text):
+            found.append(tag)
+    return found

peek.py

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+"""Quick peek: grep finished transcripts for saga keywords."""
+import json
+import sys
+
+KEYS = ["isom", "eric july", "rippa", "comic book", "yellowflash"]
+
+for f in sys.argv[1:] or ["transcripts/ep0361.json", "transcripts/ep0362.json"]:
+    with open(f, encoding="utf-8") as fh:
+        d = json.load(fh)
+    print("===", d["title"])
+    n = 0
+    for s in d["segments"]:
+        t = s["text"].lower()
+        if any(k in t for k in KEYS):
+            m, sec = divmod(int(s["start"]), 60)
+            print(f'  [{m:02d}:{sec:02d}] {s["text"][:110]}')
+            n += 1
+            if n >= 8:
+                break

pipeline_all.py

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+"""Full-backlog driver: Ep 1 -> latest. One pass, fully resumable, verbose.
+
+Per episode:
+  1. skip if transcript + verified analysis already exist
+  2. download mp3 (skipped if present)
+  3. transcribe (re-does partial transcripts, e.g. old smoke tests)
+  4. analyze via opencode (fresh session, WITH HARD TIMEOUT) + dossier fact-check
+  5. every 10 episodes: rebuild FTS index + master JSON
+
+Run:  python pipeline_all.py [--eps 84 87 89 ...] [--start-ep N] [--dry-run]
+Log:  stdout (use with redirection)
+"""
+import argparse
+import json
+import os
+import sys
+import time
+import traceback
+import subprocess
+
+try:
+    sys.stdout.reconfigure(encoding="utf-8", errors="replace")
+    sys.stderr.reconfigure(encoding="utf-8", errors="replace")
+except Exception:
+    pass
+
+from config import TRANSCRIPT_DIR, KEEP_AUDIO
+from feed import load_episodes
+from download import audio_path, slug as ep_slug, download_episode
+from preprocess import prepare_audio, prepared_path
+from transcribe import transcript_path
+from lexicon import build_lexicon, tags_for_text
+from export_txt import export_txt
+
+# seconds between opencode calls - provider rate limits are real
+ANALYSIS_PAUSE = int(os.environ.get("DS_ANALYZE_PAUSE", "45"))
+# hard timeout for entire analysis (seconds) - opencode can hang
+ANALYSIS_TIMEOUT = int(os.environ.get("DS_ANALYSIS_TIMEOUT", "600"))  # 10 minutes
+
+# memory guard threshold (bytes) - pause if available RAM drops below this
+MIN_FREE_RAM = int(os.environ.get("DS_MIN_FREE_RAM", str(1024 * 1024 * 1024)))  # 1 GB
+
+
+def has_partial(transcript_file: str) -> bool:
+    try:
+        with open(transcript_file, encoding="utf-8") as f:
+            return json.load(f).get("partial_minutes") is not None
+    except (OSError, json.JSONDecodeError):
+        return False
+
+
+def check_memory() -> bool:
+    """Check if we have enough free RAM. Return True if OK, False if low."""
+    try:
+        import psutil
+        avail = psutil.virtual_memory().available
+        if avail < MIN_FREE_RAM:
+            return False
+    except ImportError:
+        pass  # psutil not installed, skip check
+    except Exception:
+        pass
+    return True
+
+
+def wait_for_memory() -> None:
+    """Block until enough RAM is available."""
+    print(f"  [MEM] Low memory (< {MIN_FREE_RAM/1e9:.1f} GB free), waiting...", flush=True)
+    while not check_memory():
+        time.sleep(30)
+    print(f"  [MEM] Memory recovered, continuing...", flush=True)
+
+
+def do_transcribe(model, ep: dict) -> None:
+    from transcribe import transcribe_episode
+    from preprocess import load_pcm
+    src = audio_path(ep)
+    if not os.path.exists(src):
+        print(f"  [{time.strftime('%H:%M:%S')}] downloading {ep['audio_url'][-40:]} ...", flush=True)
+        download_episode(ep)
+    prep = prepared_path(ep)
+    ok = False
+    t0 = time.time()
+    try:
+        # Check memory before loading episode
+        wait_for_memory()
+        print(f"  [{time.strftime('%H:%M:%S')}] transcribing Ep {ep['ep_num']} ({ep['title'][:50]})", flush=True)
+        result = transcribe_episode(model, ep, None)
+        outp = transcript_path(ep)
+        with open(outp + ".tmp", "w", encoding="utf-8") as f:
+            json.dump(result, f, ensure_ascii=False)
+        os.replace(outp + ".tmp", outp)
+        dur = result["duration_sec"] or 1
+        rate = dur / max(time.time() - t0, 0.001)
+        lex = build_lexicon()
+        tags = set()
+        for seg in result["segments"]:
+            tags.update(tags_for_text(seg["text"], lex))
+        print(f"  [{time.strftime('%H:%M:%S')}] TRANSCRIBED: {len(result['segments'])} segments, "
+              f"{dur/60:.0f} min, {rate:.1f}x realtime", flush=True)
+        print(f"  TAGS: {' '.join(sorted('#' + t for t in tags)) or '(none)'}", flush=True)
+        ok = True
+    finally:
+        if os.path.exists(prep):
+            try:
+                os.remove(prep)
+            except OSError:
+                pass
+        if not KEEP_AUDIO and ok and os.path.exists(src):
+            try:
+                os.remove(src)
+            except OSError:
+                pass
+
+
+def run_analysis_with_timeout(ep: dict) -> tuple:
+    """
+    Run analysis + verification using opencode subprocess with hard timeout.
+    Returns (success: bool, result: dict | None, error: str | None)
+    """
+    from analyze import ANALYSIS_DIR, OPENCODE, build_prompt, strip_to_json, validate
+    from verify import verify_episode
+    from download import slug as ep_slug
+    from export_txt import txt_path
+    from config import BASE_DIR
+    
+    label = f"Ep {ep['ep_num']}"
+    apath = os.path.join(ANALYSIS_DIR, f"{ep_slug(ep)}.json")
+    
+    # Check if already analyzed
+    if os.path.exists(apath):
+        with open(apath, encoding="utf-8") as f:
+            existing = json.load(f)
+        return (True, existing, None)
+    
+    # Build prompt
+    prompt = build_prompt()
+    attach = export_txt(ep)
+    
+    # Run analysis with timeout + rate-limit retries
+    cmd = [OPENCODE, "run", "--auto", "-f", attach, "--dir", BASE_DIR, prompt]
+    
+    # Rate limit retry waits (seconds)
+    rate_limit_waits = [10, 60, 180, 420, 600]
+    
+    for attempt, wait_time in enumerate(rate_limit_waits, 1):
+        try:
+            print(f"  [{time.strftime('%H:%M:%S')}] running analysis (attempt {attempt}, timeout {ANALYSIS_TIMEOUT}s)...", flush=True)
+            proc = subprocess.run(cmd, capture_output=True, text=True,
+                                  encoding="utf-8", errors="replace",
+                                  cwd=BASE_DIR, timeout=ANALYSIS_TIMEOUT)
+            out = proc.stdout or ""
+            err = proc.stderr or ""
+            combined = (out + err).lower()
+            
+            if "rate limit" in combined or "429" in combined:
+                raise RuntimeError("provider rate limit exceeded")
+            
+            if not out.strip() and err:
+                raise RuntimeError(f"opencode produced no stdout: {err[-400:]}")
+            
+            # Parse result
+            from analyze import _repair
+            obj = json.loads(_repair(out), strict=False)
+            validate(obj)
+            
+            # Add metadata
+            obj["ep_num"] = ep["ep_num"] if ep["ep_num"] else obj.get("ep_num")
+            obj["title"] = obj.get("title") or ep["title"]
+            obj["pub_date"] = ep["pub_date"]
+            obj["_analyzed_at"] = time.strftime("%Y-%m-%dT%H:%M:%SZ", time.gmtime())
+            obj["_source_transcript"] = os.path.basename(transcript_path(ep))
+            
+            # Save analysis
+            from analyze import ANALYSIS_DIR as ANALYSIS_DIR2
+            from download import slug as ep_slug
+            apath = os.path.join(ANALYSIS_DIR2, f"{ep_slug(ep)}.json")
+            with open(apath + ".tmp", "w", encoding="utf-8") as f:
+                json.dump(obj, f, ensure_ascii=False, indent=1)
+            os.replace(apath + ".tmp", apath)
+            
+            # Now run verification
+            print(f"  [{time.strftime('%H:%M:%S')}] fact-checking...", flush=True)
+            from verify import verify_episode
+            verify_episode(ep)
+            
+            return (True, obj, None)
+            
+        except RuntimeError as e:
+            if "rate limit" in str(e).lower():
+                if attempt < len(rate_limit_waits):
+                    wait = rate_limit_waits[attempt]
+                    print(f"  [{time.strftime('%H:%M:%S')}] rate limited (attempt {attempt}), sleeping {wait}s...", flush=True)
+                    time.sleep(wait)
+                    continue
+                else:
+                    return (False, None, f"Rate limit exceeded after {attempt} attempts")
+            else:
+                return (False, None, str(e))
+        except Exception as e:
+            return (False, None, str(e))
+    
+    return (False, None, "Max retries exceeded")
+
+
+def main() -> None:
+    ap = argparse.ArgumentParser()
+    ap.add_argument("--eps", nargs="*", type=int, default=None,
+                    help="Specific episode numbers to process (default: all from start-ep)")
+    ap.add_argument("--start-ep", type=int, default=0)
+    ap.add_argument("--dry-run", action="store_true")
+    args = ap.parse_args()
+
+    from faster_whisper import WhisperModel
+    from config import WHISPER_MODEL, DEVICE, COMPUTE_TYPE
+    from analyze import analyze_episode, OPENCODE
+    from verify import verify_episode
+
+    eps = load_episodes()
+    if args.eps:
+        eps = [e for e in eps if e["ep_num"] in args.eps]
+    else:
+        eps = [e for e in eps if (e["ep_num"] or 0) >= args.start_ep]
+    
+    print(f"[{time.strftime('%H:%M:%S')}] pipeline over {len(eps)} episodes "
+          f"(model={WHISPER_MODEL}/{DEVICE}, analyzer={os.path.basename(OPENCODE)})", flush=True)
+
+    if args.dry_run:
+        for e in eps[:20]:
+            tp = transcript_path(e)
+            t_exists = os.path.exists(tp) and not has_partial(tp)
+            a_exists = os.path.exists(os.path.join(
+                os.path.dirname(TRANSCRIPT_DIR), "analysis", f"{e['ep_num']:04d}.json")) if e["ep_num"] else False
+            print(f"  ep {e['ep_num']}: transcript={'Y' if t_exists else 'N'} analysis={'Y' if a_exists else 'N'}", flush=True)
+        return
+
+    model = None
+    done_t = done_a = 0
+    t_start = time.time()
+    
+    for i, ep in enumerate(eps, 1):
+        num = ep["ep_num"] if ep["ep_num"] else ep["title"][:30]
+        tp = transcript_path(ep)
+
+        need_transcript = (not os.path.exists(tp)) or has_partial(tp)
+        if need_transcript and model is None:
+            print(f"[{time.strftime('%H:%M:%S')}] loading whisper model '{WHISPER_MODEL}'...", flush=True)
+            model = WhisperModel(WHISPER_MODEL, device=DEVICE, compute_type=COMPUTE_TYPE)
+
+        if has_partial(tp):
+            print(f"[{time.strftime('%H:%M:%S')}] [{i}/{len(eps)}] Ep {num}: redo partial transcript", flush=True)
+            os.remove(tp)
+        elif need_transcript:
+            print(f"[{time.strftime('%H:%M:%S')}] [{i}/{len(eps)}] Ep {num}: transcribing", flush=True)
+
+        if need_transcript:
+            try:
+                do_transcribe(model, ep)
+                done_t += 1
+                # keep the searchable index fresh-ish
+                if done_t % 10 == 0:
+                    import index as index_mod
+                    print(f"  [{time.strftime('%H:%M:%S')}] rebuilding search index...", flush=True)
+                    index_mod.index_transcripts()
+            except Exception as ex:
+                print(f"  [{time.strftime('%H:%M:%S')}] TRANSCRIBE FAILED, skipping episode: {ex}", flush=True)
+                traceback.print_exc()
+                continue
+
+        # analysis + fact-check (with hard timeout)
+        label = f"Ep {num}"
+        print(f"  [{time.strftime('%H:%M:%S')}] analyzing {label} ...", flush=True)
+        try:
+            success, result, error = run_analysis_with_timeout(ep)
+            if success:
+                done_a += 1
+                print(f"  [{time.strftime('%H:%M:%S')}] analyzed {label} (TI={result['transgression']['overall_ti']}, "
+                      f"{len(result['talking_points'])} points, {len(result['notable_quotes'])} quotes)", flush=True)
+                print(f"  [{time.strftime('%H:%M:%S')}] verified {label}", flush=True)
+            else:
+                print(f"  [{time.strftime('%H:%M:%S')}] ANALYSIS FAILED {label}: {error}", flush=True)
+        except Exception as ex:
+            print(f"  [{time.strftime('%H:%M:%S')}] ANALYZE FAILED {label}: {ex}", flush=True)
+            traceback.print_exc()
+
+        # pacing: keep the provider happy
+        print(f"  [{time.strftime('%H:%M:%S')}] pacing pause {ANALYSIS_PAUSE}s ...", flush=True)
+        time.sleep(ANALYSIS_PAUSE)
+
+        if i % 10 == 0:
+            print(f"  [{time.strftime('%H:%M:%S')}] rebuilding search index (periodic)...", flush=True)
+            import index as index_mod
+            index_mod.index_transcripts()
+            from aggregate import aggregate as _agg
+            _agg()
+            hrs = (time.time() - t_start) / 3600
+            rate_eps = i / hrs
+            remaining = (len(eps) - i) / max(rate_eps, 0.01)
+            print(f"[{time.strftime('%H:%M:%S')}] == progress: {i}/{len(eps)} eps "
+                  f"({rate_eps:.1f} eps/hr, ~{remaining:.0f} hr left) ==", flush=True)
+
+    print(f"[{time.strftime('%H:%M:%S')}] final index rebuild...", flush=True)
+    import index as index_mod
+    index_mod.index_transcripts()
+    from aggregate import aggregate as _agg
+    _agg()
+    print(f"[{time.strftime('%H:%M:%S')}] PIPELINE COMPLETE: transcribed={done_t} analyzed={done_a}", flush=True)
+
+
+if __name__ == "__main__":
+    main()

preprocess.py

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+"""Robust audio preprocessing.
+
+Libsyn MP3s confuse faster-whisper's decoder on this box (bogus multi-channel
+allocation). We therefore demux+decode ourselves with PyAV in bounded chunks,
+downmix to mono, resample to 16 kHz s16, and write a plain WAV that Whisper
+ingests instantly.
+
+Full-length prep of a 3 h episode takes ~1 min and ~340 MB; the file is
+deleted by transcribe.py afterwards unless DS_PREP_KEEP=1.
+"""
+import os
+import wave
+
+import av
+import numpy as np
+
+from config import AUDIO_DIR
+from download import slug as ep_slug
+
+PREP_DIR = os.path.join(AUDIO_DIR, "_prep")
+TARGET_RATE = 16000
+
+
+def prepared_path(ep: dict) -> str:
+    return os.path.join(PREP_DIR, ep_slug(ep) + ".16k.wav")
+
+
+def prepare_audio(src_mp3: str, dst_wav: str,
+                  max_seconds: float | None = None) -> str:
+    os.makedirs(PREP_DIR, exist_ok=True)
+    if os.path.exists(dst_wav):
+        return dst_wav
+
+    resampler = av.AudioResampler(format="s16", layout="mono",
+                                  rate=TARGET_RATE)
+    total_written = 0
+    limit = int(max_seconds * TARGET_RATE) if max_seconds else None
+
+    tmp = dst_wav + ".tmp"
+    with av.open(src_mp3, metadata_errors="ignore") as container:
+        # pick the first real audio stream explicitly
+        streams = [s for s in container.streams.audio]
+        if not streams:
+            raise ValueError(f"no audio stream in {src_mp3}")
+        stream = streams[0]
+
+        import wave
+        wf = wave.open(tmp, "wb")
+        wf.setnchannels(1)
+        wf.setsampwidth(2)
+        wf.setframerate(TARGET_RATE)
+        try:
+            for frame in container.decode(stream):
+                resampled = resampler.resample(frame)
+                for rf in resampled:
+                    arr = rf.to_ndarray()
+                    if arr.ndim == 2:      # (1, samples) planar mono
+                        arr = arr[0]
+                    pcm = arr.astype(np.int16).tobytes()
+                    n = len(pcm) // 2
+                    if limit and total_written + n > limit:
+                        n = limit - total_written
+                        pcm = pcm[: n * 2]
+                    wf.writeframes(pcm)
+                    total_written += n
+                    if limit and total_written >= limit:
+                        raise StopIteration
+        except StopIteration:
+            pass
+        finally:
+            wf.close()
+
+    os.replace(tmp, dst_wav)
+    return dst_wav
+
+
+def load_pcm(dst_wav: str) -> np.ndarray:
+    """Load a prepared 16 kHz s16 mono wav as float32 in [-1, 1]."""
+    with wave.open(dst_wav, "rb") as wf:
+        assert wf.getnchannels() == 1 and wf.getframerate() == TARGET_RATE
+        frames = wf.readframes(wf.getnframes())
+    return np.frombuffer(frames, dtype=np.int16).astype(np.float32) / 32768.0

requirements.txt

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+requests>=2.31
+faster-whisper>=1.0.0

rubric.py

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+"""The Transgression Index (TI): an arbitrary-but-anchored 0-10 scale for how
+edgy/transgressive content is. Deliberately opinionated anchors so scores are
+comparable across episodes. Shared by analyze.py prompts and aggregate.py.
+"""
+
+RUBRIC = """
+TRANSGRESSION INDEX (TI) RUBRIC - score each quote and each dimension 0-10:
+
+0  Wholesome/neutral: could air on network morning TV.
+1  Mild crudeness: innuendo, toilet humor, light profanity.
+2  Frequent profanity, explicit sexual talk, crude insults aimed at public figures.
+3  Edgy shock humor: jokes about death/tragedy/disability; mean-spirited roasts.
+4  Slurs used (quoted or reclaimed), graphic sexual content, sustained cruelty
+   toward an individual as a running bit.
+5  Dehumanizing generalizations about groups (by race/sex/religion/etc.) played
+   for laughs; celebration of harassment campaigns.
+6  Sincere demeaning rhetoric about protected groups (not clearly ironic);
+   praising doxxing/deplatforming of enemies; glorifying self-harm or violence
+   rhetorically.
+7  Targeted abuse: encouraging audiences to swarm/threaten a named private
+   individual; credible threats framed as jokes.
+8  Endorsement of political violence or extremism beyond rhetoric; material
+   support (fundraising) for violent/extremist causes.
+9  Direct incitement to violence; non-consensual sexual content endorsement.
+10 Planning/praising specific acts of terror or mass violence.
+
+Sub-dimensions (each 0-10, same anchors applied narrowly):
+- profanity: raw frequency/intensity of swearing only.
+- slur_usage: occurrence of slurs/bigoted epithets (quoted bits count half).
+- harassment_or_cruelty: targeted attacks on named individuals.
+- sincerity: how sincere vs comedic the worst content is (0 = pure bit,
+  10 = stated sincerely). NOTE: this measures tone, not severity.
+
+overall_ti is NOT an average - it is the peak sustained level (>=60 seconds
+or a defining moment of the episode).
+"""
+
+SCHEMA_EXAMPLE = """{
+  "ep_num": 361,
+  "title": "Episode 361 - Dick on Lizard Feet",
+  "pub_date": "2023-05-30",
+  "runtime_minutes": 147,
+  "one_line_summary": "...",
+  "guests": [{"name": "...", "role": "host/cohost/guest/caller", "notes": "..."}],
+  "talking_points": [
+    {"topic": "short label",
+     "summary": "2-3 sentence account of what was said, including positions and punchlines",
+     "start_ts": 1234.5,
+     "people": ["maddox", "eric july"],
+     "controversy_ti": 4}
+  ],
+  "arguments": [
+    {"claim": "what the host asserts",
+     "position": "pro/anti/mockery-of",
+     "target": "who or what it is against",
+     "quality": "strong|moderate|weak|trollish",
+     "evidence_used": "receipts, anecdotes, statistics cited"}
+  ],
+  "ideas": [
+    {"concept": "coined term / recurring bit / theory introduced",
+     "explanation": "what it means",
+     "first_ts": 1234.5}
+  ],
+  "notable_quotes": [
+    {"quote": "verbatim quote (may be lightly cleaned)",
+     "ts": 1234.5,
+     "ti": 5,
+     "why": "one clause explaining the score"}
+  ],
+  "transgression": {
+    "overall_ti": 5,
+    "profanity": 7,
+    "slur_usage": 3,
+    "harassment_or_cruelty": 4,
+    "sincerity": 2,
+    "targets": ["groups or individuals the edge is aimed at"],
+    "rationale": "2 sentences justifying overall_ti"
+  },
+  "content_warnings": ["slurs", "sexual content"]
+}"""

run_all.py

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+"""One-command pipeline: feed -> download -> transcribe -> index.
+
+  python run_all.py                 # everything not yet done
+  python run_all.py --ep 361       # just one episode end-to-end (good first run)
+  python run_all.py --minutes 5 --ep 520   # 5-minute smoke test
+"""
+import argparse
+import subprocess
+import sys
+
+
+def run(cmd: list[str]) -> int:
+    print(f"\n=== {' '.join(cmd)} ===\n", flush=True)
+    return subprocess.call([sys.executable] + cmd)
+
+
+def main() -> None:
+    ap = argparse.ArgumentParser()
+    ap.add_argument("--ep", type=int, nargs="*", default=None)
+    ap.add_argument("--minutes", type=float, default=None)
+    ap.add_argument("--skip-download", action="store_true")
+    ap.add_argument("--skip-transcribe", action="store_true")
+    ap.add_argument("--force", action="store_true")
+    args = ap.parse_args()
+
+    rc = run(["feed.py"])
+    if rc:
+        return rc
+
+    if not args.skip_download:
+        cmd = ["download.py"] + ([str(e) for e in args.ep] if args.ep else [])
+        if run(cmd):
+            print("download step reported failures; continuing", file=sys.stderr)
+
+    if not args.skip_transcribe:
+        cmd = ["transcribe.py"]
+        if args.ep:
+            cmd += [str(e) for e in args.ep]
+        if args.minutes:
+            cmd += ["--minutes", str(args.minutes)]
+        if args.force:
+            cmd += ["--force"]
+        if run(cmd):
+            return 1
+
+    return run(["index.py"])
+
+
+if __name__ == "__main__":
+    sys.exit(main())

search.py

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+"""Search the transcript index.
+
+Usage:
+  python search.py "isom trademark"
+  python search.py "pull up" --tag eric_july
+  python search.py "judge ramos" --ep 103 --limit 5
+  python search.py "rage" --from 2017-01-01 --to 2019-12-31 --report out.txt
+
+Output lines include EPISODE + TIMESTAMP so they can be deep-linked to audio
+later:  [Ep 373 | 2023-08-29] 01:12:45-01:13:02  "...transcript snippet..."
+"""
+import argparse
+import datetime as dt
+import json
+import re
+import sqlite3
+import sys
+
+from config import DB_PATH
+from index import open_db
+
+
+def ts(seconds: float) -> str:
+    s = int(seconds)
+    return f"{s // 3600:02d}:{(s % 3600) // 60:02d}:{s % 60:02d}"
+
+
+def parse_date(s: str):
+    return dt.date.fromisoformat(s)
+
+
+def pubdate_year(pub: str):
+    m = re.search(r"(\d{4})", pub or "")
+    return int(m.group(1)) if m else None
+
+
+def main() -> None:
+    ap = argparse.ArgumentParser()
+    ap.add_argument("query", help="FTS5 query (supports \"quoted phrases\", AND/OR)")
+    ap.add_argument("--tag", action="append", default=[],
+                    help="filter by hashtag (repeatable)")
+    ap.add_argument("--ep", type=int, action="append", default=[],
+                    help="restrict to episode number(s)")
+    ap.add_argument("--from", dest="date_from", default=None)
+    ap.add_argument("--to", dest="date_to", default=None)
+    ap.add_argument("--limit", type=int, default=25)
+    ap.add_argument("--context", type=int, default=0,
+                    help="include N neighbouring segments")
+    ap.add_argument("--report", default=None,
+                    help="also write matches to this file")
+    args = ap.parse_args()
+
+    con = open_db(DB_PATH)
+    q = args.query.strip()
+
+    sql = """
+        SELECT s.rowid, e.ep_num, e.guid, e.title, e.pub_date, e.audio_url,
+               e.page_link, s.seg_idx, s.start_sec, s.end_sec, s.text, s.tags
+        FROM segments s JOIN episodes e ON e.id = s.episode_id
+        WHERE segments MATCH ?
+    """
+    params = [q]
+
+    if args.tag:
+        for t in args.tag:
+            sql += " AND s.tags LIKE ?"
+            params.append(f"%#{t}%")
+    if args.ep:
+        sql += " AND e.ep_num IN (%s)" % ",".join("?" * len(args.ep))
+        params += args.ep
+    if args.date_from:
+        y = parse_date(args.date_from).year
+        # crude pub-date year filter; feed dates are RFC2822
+        sql += " AND CAST(substr(e.pub_date, length(e.pub_date)-3, 4) AS INTEGER) >= ?"
+        params.append(y)
+    if args.date_to:
+        y = parse_date(args.date_to).year
+        sql += " AND CAST(substr(e.pub_date, length(e.pub_date)-3, 4) AS INTEGER) <= ?"
+        params.append(y)
+
+    sql += " ORDER BY e.pub_date LIMIT ?"
+    params.append(args.limit)
+
+    rows = con.execute(sql, params).fetchall()
+    if not rows:
+        print("no matches")
+        return
+
+    lines = []
+
+    def parse_tags(raw: str) -> list[str]:
+        raw = raw or ""
+        if not raw:
+            return []
+        if raw.startswith("["):
+            try:
+                return json.loads(raw)
+            except ValueError:
+                return []
+        return [t for t in raw.split() if t]
+
+    for r in rows:
+        (_rid, ep_num, guid, title, pub, audio_url, page_link, seg_idx,
+         start, end, text, tags) = r
+        label = f"Ep {ep_num}" if ep_num else title[:30]
+        taglist = parse_tags(tags)
+        head = (f"[{label} | {pub}] {ts(start)}-{ts(end)} "
+                f"{' '.join(taglist)}")
+        body = f"    \"{text}\""
+        extra = ""
+        if args.context:
+            ctx = con.execute(
+                """SELECT start_sec, end_sec, text FROM segments
+                   WHERE episode_id=(SELECT id FROM episodes WHERE guid=?)
+                   AND seg_idx BETWEEN ? AND ? ORDER BY seg_idx""",
+                (guid, max(0, seg_idx - args.context),
+                 seg_idx + args.context)).fetchall()
+            body = "\n".join(
+                f"    [{ts(a)}-{ts(b)}] {t}" for a, b, t in ctx)
+        link = page_link or audio_url
+        extra = f"    -> {link}\n    mp3: {audio_url}"
+        lines.append(head + "\n" + body + "\n" + extra)
+
+    out = "\n\n".join(lines)
+    print(out[:20000])
+    print(f"\n({len(rows)} result(s), limit {args.limit})")
+
+    if args.report:
+        with open(args.report, "a", encoding="utf-8") as f:
+            f.write(f"\n===== QUERY: {q} tags={args.tag} eps={args.ep} =====\n")
+            f.write(out + "\n")
+        print(f"appended to {args.report}")
+
+
+if __name__ == "__main__":
+    sys.exit(main())

status.py

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+"""Print master-file integrity summary."""
+import json
+
+m = json.load(open("data/dickshow_analysis.json", encoding="utf-8"))
+meta = m["meta"]
+print("meta:", {k: meta[k] for k in
+                ("episodes_analyzed", "episodes_factchecked",
+                 "total_runtime_minutes")})
+for e in m["episodes"]:
+    v = e.get("_verification", {})
+    n_issues = len(v.get("issues", []))
+    print(f"Ep {e['ep_num']}: TI={e['transgression']['overall_ti']} "
+          f"verified={v.get('verdict')} issues_fixed={n_issues} "
+          f"points={len(e['talking_points'])}")

transcribe.py

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+"""Whisper transcription with segment timestamps.
+
+Reads audio/*.mp3, writes transcripts/<slug>.json:
+{
+  "guid": ..., "ep_num": ..., "title": ..., "pub_date": ...,
+  "audio_url": ..., "model": ..., "segments": [
+     {"start": 12.34, "end": 18.90, "text": "..."}, ...
+  ]
+}
+Fully resumable: finished transcripts are skipped unless --force.
+Use --minutes N to transcribe only the first N minutes (testing).
+"""
+import argparse
+import json
+import os
+import sys
+import time
+
+from config import (TRANSCRIPT_DIR, WHISPER_MODEL, DEVICE, COMPUTE_TYPE,
+                    LANGUAGE, VAD_FILTER, BEAM_SIZE, WORD_TIMESTAMPS,
+                    CONDITION_ON_PREVIOUS_TEXT, KEEP_AUDIO)
+from feed import load_episodes
+from download import audio_path, slug as ep_slug
+from preprocess import prepare_audio, prepared_path, load_pcm
+from lexicon import build_lexicon, tags_for_text
+
+# faster-whisper runs one giant FFT over the whole input; multi-hour episodes
+# blow up RAM (~2.5 GB arrays). Transcribe in fixed windows instead.
+CHUNK_SECONDS = 600
+
+
+def transcript_path(ep: dict) -> str:
+    return os.path.join(TRANSCRIPT_DIR, ep_slug(ep) + ".json")
+
+
+def transcribe_episode(model, ep: dict, minutes: float | None) -> dict:
+    src = audio_path(ep)
+    prep = prepared_path(ep)
+    t0 = time.time()
+    prepare_audio(src, prep, max_seconds=minutes * 60 + 5 if minutes else None)
+    print(f"  prepped audio in {time.time() - t0:.0f}s -> {os.path.basename(prep)}",
+          flush=True)
+
+    pcm = load_pcm(prep)
+    total_samples = len(pcm)
+    if minutes:
+        total_samples = min(total_samples, int(minutes * 60 * 16000))
+    duration = total_samples / 16000.0
+
+    segments = []
+    n_chunks = (total_samples + CHUNK_SECONDS * 16000 - 1) // (CHUNK_SECONDS * 16000)
+    for ci in range(n_chunks):
+        a = ci * CHUNK_SECONDS * 16000
+        b = min(a + CHUNK_SECONDS * 16000, total_samples)
+        offset = a / 16000.0
+        chunk = pcm[a:b]
+        segs_iter, info = model.transcribe(
+            chunk,
+            language=LANGUAGE,
+            vad_filter=VAD_FILTER,
+            beam_size=BEAM_SIZE,
+            word_timestamps=WORD_TIMESTAMPS,
+            condition_on_previous_text=CONDITION_ON_PREVIOUS_TEXT,
+        )
+        for seg in segs_iter:
+            text = seg.text.strip()
+            if not text:
+                continue
+            segments.append({
+                "start": round(seg.start + offset, 2),
+                "end": round(seg.end + offset, 2),
+                "text": text,
+            })
+        print(f"  chunk {ci + 1}/{n_chunks} done "
+              f"(audio {(b - a) / 16000 / 60:.0f}m, "
+              f"{len(segments)} segs so far)", flush=True)
+
+    return {
+        "guid": ep["guid"],
+        "ep_num": ep["ep_num"],
+        "title": ep["title"],
+        "pub_date": ep["pub_date"],
+        "audio_url": ep["audio_url"],
+        "page_link": ep.get("page_link", ""),
+        "duration_sec": duration,
+        "model": WHISPER_MODEL,
+        "language": LANGUAGE,
+        "partial_minutes": minutes,
+        "segments": segments,
+    }
+
+
+def main() -> None:
+    ap = argparse.ArgumentParser()
+    ap.add_argument("eps", nargs="*", type=int,
+                    help="episode numbers; default: all")
+    ap.add_argument("--minutes", type=float, default=None,
+                    help="only transcribe first N minutes (testing)")
+    ap.add_argument("--force", action="store_true",
+                    help="re-transcribe even if transcript exists")
+    args = ap.parse_args()
+
+    from faster_whisper import WhisperModel
+
+    eps = load_episodes()
+    todo = []
+    for ep in eps:
+        if ep["ep_num"] is not None and args.eps and ep["ep_num"] not in args.eps:
+            continue
+        tp = transcript_path(ep)
+        if os.path.exists(tp) and not args.force and not args.minutes:
+            continue
+        if not os.path.exists(audio_path(ep)):
+            print(f"skip (no audio): {ep['title']}", file=sys.stderr)
+            continue
+        todo.append(ep)
+
+    model = None  # lazy-load after we know there's work
+    done = 0
+    for i, ep in enumerate(todo, 1):
+        label = f"Ep {ep['ep_num']}" if ep["ep_num"] else ep["title"][:40]
+        if model is None:
+            print(f"loading whisper model '{WHISPER_MODEL}' "
+                  f"(device={DEVICE}, compute={COMPUTE_TYPE}) ...")
+            model = WhisperModel(WHISPER_MODEL, device=DEVICE,
+                                 compute_type=COMPUTE_TYPE)
+        t0 = time.time()
+        src = audio_path(ep)
+        prep = prepared_path(ep)
+        ok = False
+        try:
+            result = transcribe_episode(model, ep, args.minutes)
+            outp = transcript_path(ep)
+            with open(outp + ".tmp", "w", encoding="utf-8") as f:
+                json.dump(result, f, ensure_ascii=False)
+            os.replace(outp + ".tmp", outp)
+            dur = result["duration_sec"] or 1
+            rate = dur / max(time.time() - t0, 0.001)
+            n_seg = len(result["segments"])
+            lexicon = build_lexicon()
+            ep_tag_set: set[str] = set()
+            for seg in result["segments"]:
+                ep_tag_set.update(tags_for_text(seg["text"], lexicon))
+            print(f"[{i}/{len(todo)}] {label}: {n_seg} segments, "
+                  f"{dur/60:.0f} min audio, {rate:.1f}x realtime")
+            print(f"    TAGS: {' '.join('#' + t for t in sorted(ep_tag_set)) or '(none)'}")
+            done += 1
+            ok = True
+        except Exception as e:  # noqa: BLE001
+            print(f"{label}: TRANSCRIBE FAILED - {e}", file=sys.stderr)
+            continue
+        finally:
+            # reclaim disk: prepped wav always goes; mp3 unless KEEP_AUDIO
+            if os.path.exists(prep):
+                try:
+                    os.remove(prep)
+                except OSError:
+                    pass
+            if not KEEP_AUDIO and ok and not args.minutes:
+                try:
+                    os.remove(src)
+                except OSError:
+                    pass
+
+    print(f"transcribed={done} skipped_existing="
+          f"{len([e for e in eps if os.path.exists(transcript_path(e))])}")
+
+
+if __name__ == "__main__":
+    main()

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+"""Second-pass fact-check: verify an episode analysis against the research
+dossier (Dax_Herrera_Dick_Masterson_Profile.txt) via a second opencode run.
+
+Spots "strange assumptions" like attributing a 2023 cohost seat to Maddox.
+Usage:
+    python verify.py            # verify ALL existing analyses
+    python verify.py 361 373   # verify specific episodes
+"""
+import json
+import os
+import sys
+import time
+
+# console-safe output (model errors may contain any unicode)
+try:
+    sys.stdout.reconfigure(encoding="utf-8", errors="replace")
+    sys.stderr.reconfigure(encoding="utf-8", errors="replace")
+except Exception:
+    pass
+
+from config import BASE_DIR
+from feed import load_episodes
+from download import slug as ep_slug
+from facts import DOSSIER_PATH, CAST_SHEET
+from analyze import (ANALYSIS_DIR, OPENCODE, run_opencode, strip_to_json,
+                     validate)
+from export_txt import txt_path
+
+VERIFY_PROMPT = """You are the fact-checking archivist for The Dick Show project. Three files are attached:
+
+  FILE 1: the episode transcript (timestamped lines [HH:MM:SS]).
+  FILE 2: a researched dossier about the host, Dax Herrera aka Dick Masterson (verified court records, timeline, cast roster, feuds).
+  FILE 3: a candidate ANALYSIS JSON of that episode produced by another analyst pass.
+
+Your job: cross-check FILE 3 against FILE 1 and FILE 2 for FACTUAL consistency only. Do not judge opinions, humor, or TI scores. Check specifically:
+- Speaker/role attribution. {cast}
+- Names, spellings, and who is who (e.g. Sean vs Vito vs Asterios vs Maddox).
+- Timeline claims vs the dossier (what was happening when this episode aired; which feud is active).
+- Events/people attributed to the wrong era or wrong person.
+- Claims about guests that contradict the transcript itself.
+
+Output ONLY one valid JSON object, no fences, no commentary:
+{{
+ "verdict": "pass" or "fix",
+ "issues": [
+   {{"field": "guests|talking_points|arguments|ideas|notable_quotes|transgression",
+     "claim": "...", "issue": "...", "correction": "..."}}
+ ],
+ "corrected_analysis": {{ ... full corrected analysis JSON, same schema as FILE 3, or null if verdict=pass ... }}
+}}
+
+Rules:
+- If everything checks out: verdict="pass", issues=[], corrected_analysis=null.
+- If ANY factual issue affects content: verdict="fix" and corrected_analysis MUST contain the complete corrected JSON (not a diff).
+- Keep all scores/timestamps unless they are part of an identified error.
+Begin now."""
+
+
+def build_verify_prompt() -> str:
+    return VERIFY_PROMPT.replace("{cast}", CAST_SHEET.strip())
+
+
+def verify_episode(ep: dict, force: bool = False) -> dict | None:
+    apath = os.path.join(ANALYSIS_DIR, f"{ep_slug(ep)}.json")
+    if not os.path.exists(apath):
+        return None
+    with open(apath, encoding="utf-8") as f:
+        current = json.load(f)
+
+    attach_txt = txt_path(ep)
+    if not os.path.exists(attach_txt):
+        from export_txt import export_txt
+        attach_txt = export_txt(ep)
+    if not os.path.exists(DOSSIER_PATH):
+        print(f"  dossier missing at {DOSSIER_PATH}; cannot verify",
+              file=sys.stderr)
+        return None
+
+    prompt = build_verify_prompt()
+    from analyze import RateLimitError
+    waits = [30, 120, 300, 600]
+    attempt = 0
+    last_err = None
+    while attempt < len(waits):
+        attempt += 1
+        try:
+            raw = run_opencode_multi(prompt, [attach_txt, DOSSIER_PATH, apath])
+            verdict = strip_to_json(raw)
+            v = verdict.get("verdict")
+            if v not in ("pass", "fix"):
+                raise ValueError(f"bad verdict: {v!r}")
+            if v == "pass":
+                current.setdefault("_verification", {
+                    "verdict": "pass", "checked_at": _now(), "issues": []})
+                _save(apath, current)
+                print(f"  verified OK (no issues)", flush=True)
+                return current
+            fixed = verdict.get("corrected_analysis")
+            if not isinstance(fixed, dict):
+                raise ValueError("verdict=fix but no corrected_analysis")
+            validate(fixed)
+            issues = verdict.get("issues", [])
+            fixed["_verification"] = {"verdict": "fix", "checked_at": _now(),
+                                      "issues": issues}
+            fixed["ep_num"] = ep["ep_num"] if ep["ep_num"] else fixed.get("ep_num")
+            _save(apath, fixed)
+            print(f"  FIXED {len(issues)} issue(s):", flush=True)
+            for i in issues[:6]:
+                print(f"    - [{i.get('field')}] {str(i.get('issue'))[:90]}",
+                      flush=True)
+            return fixed
+        except RateLimitError as e:
+            last_err = e
+            wait = waits[min(attempt, len(waits) - 1)]
+            print(f"  verify rate-limited (attempt {attempt}); "
+                  f"sleeping {wait}s ...", flush=True)
+            time.sleep(wait)
+        except Exception as e:  # noqa: BLE001
+            last_err = e
+            wait = waits[min(attempt - 1, len(waits) - 1)]
+            print(f"  verify attempt {attempt} failed: {e}; "
+                  f"retry in {wait}s", flush=True)
+            time.sleep(wait)
+    print(f"  verification FAILED for {ep['title']}: {last_err}", flush=True)
+    return None
+
+
+def run_opencode_multi(prompt: str, attachments: list[str]) -> str:
+    from analyze import OPENCODE_MODEL
+    cmd = [OPENCODE, "run", "--auto"]
+    for a in attachments:
+        cmd += ["-f", a]
+    cmd += ["--dir", BASE_DIR]
+    if OPENCODE_MODEL:
+        cmd += ["-m", OPENCODE_MODEL]
+    cmd.append(prompt)
+    import subprocess
+    proc = subprocess.run(cmd, capture_output=True, text=True,
+                          encoding="utf-8", errors="replace",
+                          cwd=BASE_DIR, timeout=900)
+    out = proc.stdout or ""
+    if not out.strip() and proc.stderr:
+        raise RuntimeError(f"opencode produced no stdout: "
+                           f"{proc.stderr[-400:]}")
+    return out
+
+
+def _now() -> str:
+    from datetime import datetime, timezone
+    return datetime.now(timezone.utc).isoformat()
+
+
+def _save(apath: str, obj: dict) -> None:
+    tmp = apath + ".tmp"
+    with open(tmp, "w", encoding="utf-8") as f:
+        json.dump(obj, f, ensure_ascii=False, indent=1)
+    os.replace(tmp, apath)
+
+
+def main() -> None:
+    args = [a for a in sys.argv[1:] if not a.startswith("-")]
+    eps = load_episodes()
+    todo = [e for e in eps
+            if os.path.exists(os.path.join(ANALYSIS_DIR,
+                                           f"{ep_slug(e)}.json"))
+            and (not args or e["ep_num"] in {int(a) for a in args})]
+    print(f"verifying {len(todo)} analysis file(s)", flush=True)
+    for i, ep in enumerate(todo, 1):
+        label = f"Ep {ep['ep_num']}" if ep['ep_num'] else ep['title'][:40]
+        print(f"[{i}/{len(todo)}] verifying {label} ...", flush=True)
+        verify_episode(ep)
+    from aggregate import aggregate
+    aggregate()
+
+
+if __name__ == "__main__":
+    main()